The Gnome Garden That Kills Divers...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/cumbria/4263761.stm

http://www.newsandstar.co.uk/news/viewarticle.aspx?id=180623

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005071198,00.html

All of this silly talk of "accidents" clearly is meant to hide the truth about terrifying underwater cannibal gnomes. This is just the beginning....