We grow 'em tough in Virginia! (thanks for the link, Pete!)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/07/05/AR2005070501419.html?referrer=emailarticle

I know some of you reading this are from rural areas of the country, and that many more of you are hunters. But I gotta tell you, if you want REAL challenge, I mean honest to goodness BIG game hunting, you gotta come to Arlington and try for some venison. Here on the cold, hard streets of the city, we don't raise no namby pamby Bambis! Here, a young buck grows up quick and tough, or not at all. Crime, street herds, drugs - they're all here, leading to a life of cheap thrills and violence. The survivors are street smart and savage. Normal bullets won't stop 'em, and around these parts, "road kill" refers to the dudes who were driving the cars, not the animal that they hit...
So forget about your wimpy lion safari, your tiger hunt, and your grizzly tracking. If you're a real sportsman - come to deepest, darkest Clarendon; and know fear...