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Thursday, August 04, 2005

Save historic Greendale Wisconsin!

http://www.local6.com/news/4804094/detail.html

I, for one, am happy to see the residents of Greendale rising up against the evil tyranny of a man allowing his children to help decorate his home. How many of us have lived in terrified thrall to the evil machinations of youngsters with their Satanic arts and crafts. I can only applaud the citizens of the Historic Preservation Board in their efforts to save the sacred history of Greendale. And, may I say, what a glorious history they have. As a student of social studies, I can assure you that whatever you may have heard about the Golden Age of Athens and Rome, the glories of London and Paris, or anywhere else - they pale when compared to the majestic sweep of the legend that is Greendale. Home of Emperors, Kings and Presidents; seat of government and scholarship, center of research and scientific discovery, sacred site of battlefields and memorials. Even a cursory view of human history is naked unless clothed in the story of Greendale. Why, just glancing at Wikipedia, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greendale,_Wisconsin), one can see that Greendale goes all the way back to 1936, practically antediluvian. One could spend a lifetime studying its contributions to mankind. I strongly urge you to check out the chamber of commerce site - it positively wreaks of history, from Isabella's deli to the community theatre. I get goose bumps just writing about it!
I know each of you will join me tonight in saluting the brave men and women preserving our heritage and spiritual foundation in Greendale from the evils of Big Bird. Thank God some things are worth fighting for!

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