clearly, I am getting older and more out of touch

http://go.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=11863324&src=eDialog/GetContent

I simply had no idea there was something called "teledildonics", (a word I will not try my utmost to work into my everyday conversation as much as possible). I'd love to be the marketing director of this stuff "Reach Out And Touch Someone", "Now Brian Wilson Isn't The Only One With Good Vibrations!", etc. This is going to be a real boon to hi-speed Internet access providers...