Damian's reluctant mother...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006240778,00.html
Hmmm, this poor woman has forgotten the plotline. Actually, HER baby will not be the Anti-Christ. That child will be born of a union between Satan and a jackyl. Her baby will be brutally murdered in the delivery room and then little Damian will be secretly subsituted for it. Of course, she'll also have to be married to a fabulously wealthy gentleman with a strong resemblance to Gregory Peck and who is being groomed to become the American ambassador to the Court of St. James and not simply shacked up with a roadworker named Lee in Berks. Let's get with the program people! We're WAY off script here!
Hmmm, this poor woman has forgotten the plotline. Actually, HER baby will not be the Anti-Christ. That child will be born of a union between Satan and a jackyl. Her baby will be brutally murdered in the delivery room and then little Damian will be secretly subsituted for it. Of course, she'll also have to be married to a fabulously wealthy gentleman with a strong resemblance to Gregory Peck and who is being groomed to become the American ambassador to the Court of St. James and not simply shacked up with a roadworker named Lee in Berks. Let's get with the program people! We're WAY off script here!
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