Zombie Descrimination!
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Prejudice is never pretty. And I plan to work tirelessly for Zombie Liberation and putting an end to their persecution. I Have A Dream!
(I was unaware of how technologically backward Minneapolis apparently is. Being in possession of "wires" is considered a weapon of mass destruction?!? Down here we are awash in palm pilots, Blackberries, cellular phones, walkmen, ipods, laptops, and other geegaws. Half the people at Tysons Corner look like they're well on their way to becoming Borg, they have so much electronica on them. And yet in Minnesota some guy can apparently get arrested for having an antenna on his transistor radio. Sheesh! Think of the shock when 8-Track tapes finally get discoverd up there!) I'm reminded of advice from the Hitch Hikers Guide - Remember guys, the secret is to keep banging those rocks together...
Prejudice is never pretty. And I plan to work tirelessly for Zombie Liberation and putting an end to their persecution. I Have A Dream!
(I was unaware of how technologically backward Minneapolis apparently is. Being in possession of "wires" is considered a weapon of mass destruction?!? Down here we are awash in palm pilots, Blackberries, cellular phones, walkmen, ipods, laptops, and other geegaws. Half the people at Tysons Corner look like they're well on their way to becoming Borg, they have so much electronica on them. And yet in Minnesota some guy can apparently get arrested for having an antenna on his transistor radio. Sheesh! Think of the shock when 8-Track tapes finally get discoverd up there!) I'm reminded of advice from the Hitch Hikers Guide - Remember guys, the secret is to keep banging those rocks together...
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