Move Over, Citizen Kane...

http://www.chickflickthefilm.com/

I'm happy to announce that there's now a full-length documentary about every Coloradoan's favorite fowl - Mike The Headless Chicken. I, of course, have worshipped at his majestic statue in the thriving metropolis of beautiful downtown Fruita and I encourage each of you to undertake your own Hajj there and partake of his essence. It will change your life...