Mr. & Mrs. Jesus discovered?

http://time-blog.com/middle_east/2007/02/jesus_tales_from_the_crypt.html

Why do I think this will just be one more gee-gaw to hurl on the pile of spears of Longius, true crosses, shrouds, bleeding/crying/wetting statues, burial tombs/urns/sarcophagi/caves, and sacred skulls/femurs/hangnails.