The Patty Duke Show theme

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIX5kk24UvA&feature=related

One of the great televison themes. Classic - and with the weirdest line found in any song, ever: "A hotdog makes her lose control". No Bible passage has ever come close to securing such curiosity and scrutiny. The best minds of my generation have pondered and analyzed it. Rock on, Patty!