I am soooooo glad I don't live down there.
http://www.tampabays10.com/news/local/article.aspx?storyid=79533
Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Can you imagine how much power you could accrue in florida from a card trick? It's right out of the Harvard Lampoon: "I AM A MIGHTY WIZARD! HERE, PICK A CARD, ANY CARD!"
Imagine what they think about matches - "Ooooh! Magic Sticks bring forth the Fire God!"
Jesus Fucking Christ!
(Thanks for the link, Bill!)
Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Can you imagine how much power you could accrue in florida from a card trick? It's right out of the Harvard Lampoon: "I AM A MIGHTY WIZARD! HERE, PICK A CARD, ANY CARD!"
Imagine what they think about matches - "Ooooh! Magic Sticks bring forth the Fire God!"
Jesus Fucking Christ!
(Thanks for the link, Bill!)
2 Comments:
Oh my god. I have to get out of here. That's right across from me.
Florida is lost.
By Anonymous, at 11:12 AM
I can't wait to hear what the kids -- many of whom are probably Harry Potter fans -- think of this idiocy.
By Anonymous, at 10:39 PM
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