mom of the year

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There's something about Florida... I don't know if it's the sulphurous water, the sand grinding into your brain, or the total lack of any topography; but I could fill Weirdness with nothing but weird, perverse, pathetic, tragic, stupid, and viscious crime stories out of that state. Really, there are sites out there where you can just wade through the muck.