BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Selling piss to capons....

http://www.pr-inside.com/scottish-spirits-ltd-s-non-alcoholic-whisky-r1083093.htm

Scottish capitalism lives! Taking whatever trailings of muddy water are left over after fermentation and distilling, bottle 'em, and sell the crap to rich arabs. Gentlemen, I salute you!