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Monday, June 15, 2009

DC VS PG

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/06/14/AR2009061402713.html

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/06/13/AR2009061302112.html

Yes, it's a neck and neck race between the mindless corruption and lazy incompetence of the DC government and the murderous gangsterism of PG County's futile attempts at imitating civilization. Its a battle royale that's been going on for decades, still with no clear winner. And the playing standards are getting higher. PG can no longer merely rely on its police force acting like an army of nazi occupation, shooting people out of hand; nor can DC simply sit back on its laurels of a school system so corrupt that it spends more money than the entire GNP of Europe, yet has not had a graduate in over ten years who can actually read. Such strata have become commonplace, and new lows are needed to spice up the competition.
Some predictions - PG will lead off with the school board putting down its crack pipes long enough to actually base its budget on what they can win on Kino in Atlantic City. The District Government, (who will immediately steal the crack pipes laid down by their PG cohorts), will counter by forbidding books in town, and thus not embarrassing the natives with challenges beyond their abilities.
Forget the Superbowl - this is where the titans play!

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