NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.examiner.com/x-672-Disease-Prevention-Examiner~y2009m6d21-H1N1-flu-linked-to-French-fries-sold-in-fast-food-restaurants

I was going to say that you'll get my french fries when you pry them from my cold dead hand, but I guess that's the situation now...