Seven Secrets
http://www.cracked.com/article/147_7-secrets-only-two-living-people-know-for-some-reason/
What's most interesting about this list is how uninteresting the secrets really are. Drying out brine shrimp eggs is natural - hell, I've done it myself! Col. Sanders himself attacked the buyers of his chicken recipe, claiming they'd reduced the "secret" herbs and spices to little more than salt - that's the real secret to the current recipe. Playing a shell game with Cromwell's head is something only the inbreds in royalty would worry about. Coke is successful due to marketing and corporate muscling, not taste, (Tab, on the other hand, when mixed with copious quantities of bourbon, is pure Soma). I couldn't give a rat's ass about mud, the real secret is that others are willing to pay money for it, (why can't I ever come up with this stuff - "Oh, but it's QUALITY Shit, Madame, you wouldn't want to buy any other brand...".
What's most interesting about this list is how uninteresting the secrets really are. Drying out brine shrimp eggs is natural - hell, I've done it myself! Col. Sanders himself attacked the buyers of his chicken recipe, claiming they'd reduced the "secret" herbs and spices to little more than salt - that's the real secret to the current recipe. Playing a shell game with Cromwell's head is something only the inbreds in royalty would worry about. Coke is successful due to marketing and corporate muscling, not taste, (Tab, on the other hand, when mixed with copious quantities of bourbon, is pure Soma). I couldn't give a rat's ass about mud, the real secret is that others are willing to pay money for it, (why can't I ever come up with this stuff - "Oh, but it's QUALITY Shit, Madame, you wouldn't want to buy any other brand...".
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