jumbo jet home

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/801816-man-turns-his-house-into-a-jumbo-jet

For ultimate realism, he should hire a cook who will only serve him peanuts unless paid extra, lose his clothing (luggage), and have a child constantly screaming in his ear and kicking the back of any chair he sits down in. Before entering the house he has to take off his shoes and belt and go through a metal detector. Ah, home sweet home!