They are predicting snow for Saturday here at the Manor

Our incompetent and wildly over-paid and staffed weathermen have just announced a "Winter Storm Watch". As I've stated in the past, these clowns' prophetic abilities rank somewhere between phrenology and fortune cookie messages, but anything is possible. And if even one flake falls within ten miles of the Capitol, we can expect tie-ups and traffic jams that will last for weeks, with the usual fallout of food riots, etc. The fact that this is also the last weekend before Christmas means that all of the social recalcitrants and slugs will be crawling forth from wherever they've hidden for the past year. They won't know where they're going, are obnoxious about it, and can't drive worth a shit, making for some sort of slo-mo Mad Max scene. Add snow to the mix and we are talking along the lines of The End Times.
As always, we a prepared here. Holiday shopping was completed many weeks ago, stores have been laid in, and a nice bottle of chardonnay is chilling as I type. We're ready, and the Manor will stand as a citadel of civilization against the cannibal holocaust which is about to begin.