Sumo Rights!

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/03/30/inflatable-sumo-suit-competition-deemed-culturally-insensitive-and-canceled/

Hmmm, I guess this means I can't make fun of any sport while in Canada for fear of offending the culture from whence it originated. I'll just have to unleash all of my caber tossing humor while ensconsed here