The cutting edge of shotgun weddings - Merry the Dairy!

http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/06/12/man-forced-to-marry-a-cow/

I've gotta sympathize with Ngurah. We all know the seductive magic that Ol' Bossy can weave. Her cud-chewing come-on, the grace, the coquetish way she flicks the flys off of herself.....