Wuss Britain

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7777836/Dwile-Flonking-council-bans-traditional-pub-sport-under-health-and-safety.html


Now, I ask you, what's the harm in a little flonking between consenting adults? All I can say is that you'll get my dwile when you pull it from my cold beer-drenched hand!

(For more information about what has become my new all-time favorite sport, I will direct you to http://www.worldwidewords.org/weirdwords/ww-dwi1.htm .)