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Sunday, July 18, 2010

For Purple Mountain Majesties!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/07/17/AR2010071702351.html

Yea, you can keep you Alps, your Himalayas, your Rockies. Small stuff. Bo-Ring! Hold on tight to your pitons, boys, cause NoVa's got you all beat. Behold, the wonder and the grace of Mt. Trashmore! Rearing itself defiantly against the sky in a scene of grandeur none this side of heaven have beheld.
I, for one, am tired of the braggarts from places like Aspen and Jackson braying about their geological carbuncles. Hey, rich kids - do your mountains emit flaming methane? Huh? Well, do they? Now THAT'S A MOUNTAIN! Come and smell our pride!
As for me, I'm getting the ol' skis waxed in anticipation for Winter. I'm hoping to construct a chalet there soon, as well as my newest venture: The Claudine Longet Memorial Pistol Range. See ya on the slopes!

1 Comments:

  • Well, I hope they didn't forget Mount Chipotle! It was created by snowplows in the Barracks Road Shopping Center last February.

    http://www2.dailyprogress.com/cdp/news/local/education/article/daring_uva_students_scale_study_mount_chipotle/52201/


    carol

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:14 PM  

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