Meet the smallest penises in Virginia
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/07/02/AR2010070202929.html?hpid=newswell
The article doesn't mention if they left their pit bulls in their Hummers parked out front. But of course, I can fully understand the reason these John Wayne Juniors would feel afraid to visit the deadly free-fire zone that is Reston. You never know when some latte-crazed web developer is going to pull a Palm Pilot stylus on you. Yup, Reston a rough town. Why, I hear that sometimes the quiche tartlets served are so tough you need a knife to help cut them. Clearly, this is no land for wimps. Only real men with the glint of danger in their eyes and the comforting weight of an extra penis, er, I mean a pistol, on their hips can be prepared to face it. I bet they even smoke unfiltered Camels - be still my heart!
Real Men. Braving the dangers of Reston. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The article doesn't mention if they left their pit bulls in their Hummers parked out front. But of course, I can fully understand the reason these John Wayne Juniors would feel afraid to visit the deadly free-fire zone that is Reston. You never know when some latte-crazed web developer is going to pull a Palm Pilot stylus on you. Yup, Reston a rough town. Why, I hear that sometimes the quiche tartlets served are so tough you need a knife to help cut them. Clearly, this is no land for wimps. Only real men with the glint of danger in their eyes and the comforting weight of an extra penis, er, I mean a pistol, on their hips can be prepared to face it. I bet they even smoke unfiltered Camels - be still my heart!
Real Men. Braving the dangers of Reston. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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