Punishment?!?!?
http://www.dailytribune.com/articles/2010/09/15/news/doc4c90d041ba990546928838.txt
Fascinating. You can murder someone, and the punishment is to do what I do for pleasure, (and at about half the number of books). Sheesh! Suddenly my lifestyle has become an object of criminal punishment!
"As a result of being found guilty of burglary, the court now pronounces sentence: You will be forced to watch old movies every night while sipping chardonnay."
"The court hereby finds you guilty of rape and will sentence you to one weekend of shopping in the used book and record stores of Charlottesville - and may god have mercy on your soul...."
Fascinating. You can murder someone, and the punishment is to do what I do for pleasure, (and at about half the number of books). Sheesh! Suddenly my lifestyle has become an object of criminal punishment!
"As a result of being found guilty of burglary, the court now pronounces sentence: You will be forced to watch old movies every night while sipping chardonnay."
"The court hereby finds you guilty of rape and will sentence you to one weekend of shopping in the used book and record stores of Charlottesville - and may god have mercy on your soul...."
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