Boulder's Naked Pumpkin Run - "We're Ready", say the cops

http://www.coloradodaily.com/ci_16231119?source%253Dmost_viewed.20F88DA3D7D369F5BB70F372987EAE1F.html#axzz11IUFOqUF

Cops are so amusing.  I'm not sure the proper response to being asked about a naked man wearing a pumpkin is to say "I'm Ready..."  It's also amusing to see how crime-free Boulder obviously is, that this nefarious activity is being treated so gravely.  Glad to hear it, boys - keep a sharp eye for jay walkers!