New ways to relieve wealthy people of their money

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/lobster-supper-without-the-lobster-suffering-2117476.html

Clearly, whoever wrote this article has never been to the Manor for a crab feast.  It does not take "hours" to kill them.  As for lobsters moving after being boiled or cut, we get into definitions of death that I begin to find tedious when talking about bugs...