The Gerbil Letters

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/richardgere/ss/Reader-Responses-To-Richard-Gere-And-The-Gerbil.htm

This urban legend has been scampering about, (as it were), for at least 25+ years.  I laughed then, and am still snickering.  The combinations, permutations, testimonials, and denials I find endlessly fascinating.