The Chinese will lose!

http://www.adrants.com/2011/03/chinese-boob-clamp-creates-epic-cleavage.php

Ha!  So what if everything they ship us is made out of a combination of mercury, asbestos and anti-freeze - in a mere 20 years we've destroyed their 5,000 year old culture!  Take that, Confuscious!


(Thanks for the link, Mathew!)