Ah, that special love between a parent and child

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Special bonus quote destined to make him parent of the year:  "What am I supposed to do, let them run around the house and get into everything? What kind of [expletive] parenting is that?'"  It's sort of the Alcatraz Method of child rearing, isn't it?