The CDC Warns Against Zombie Outbreak

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/05/18/cdc-warns-public-prepare-zombie-apocalypse/?cmpid=cmty_email_Gigya_CDC_Warns_Public_to_Prepare_for_%27Zombie_Apocalypse%27

Um, right.... I've got the chainsaw sharpened and primed, boys...


(Thanks for the link, Dennis!)