Heavy Metal BBQ Fork

http://www.x-tremegeek.com/rockin-bbq-fork.html?hq_e=el&hq_m=918740&hq_l=15&hq_v=9d8a80bce4

And also, the D'Artagnan model:

http://www.x-tremegeek.com/bbq-sword-19in-long-8344.html?hq_e=el&hq_m=918740&hq_l=5&hq_v=9d8a80bce4