As I slowly turn to compost....

http://blog.sfgate.com/sfmoms/2012/01/23/video-13-year-old-girl-holds-a-record-for-the-first-time/

Ah yes, back in the olden days we banged the rocks together and listened to records as we ate brontosaurus meat, etc.  I will now use my walker to hobble back to my oxygen tank and complain about the god damned kids playing on my lawn...



(Thanks for the link, (I think...), Cristy!)