Christmas Story 2?!?!?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/celebritology/post/a-christmas-story-2-actually-happened/2012/08/15/0737d4da-e715-11e1-a3d2-2a05679928ef_blog.html
This is sacrilege, pure and simple.  The fact that they don't dare release this dreck to real live audiences already tells you enough about it...