The deepest hole

http://www.slate.com/blogs/atlas_obscura/2014/05/08/kola_superdeep_borehole_is_the_world_s_deepest_hole.html?wpisrc=newsletter_jcr:content&mc_cid=6cd38d0019&mc_eid=a898612483

The Soviets may have won the contest for deepest hole.  But as long as DC has lil' Danny Snyder, we've got the biggest asshole.