Headline (and asshole reasoning) of the Day

http://blog.sfgate.com/smellthetruth/2015/03/03/dea-warns-utah-lawmakers-that-legal-pot-could-lead-to-stoned-rabbit-attacks/

Of course, MGM was way ahead of the curve on this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xulXFB3-A3c