Those weren't alien probes....

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-man-admits-kinapping-79-people-to-anally-probe-them-while-disguised-as-an-alien/?fbclid=IwAR19sM9kXJiUJN76EJCtjP2z2LmIIkqNWUGxck37ijCieXuyXqRBWX-TEF0


(Thanks for the link, Margrete!)