Art Buchwald's Thanksgiving Story

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/le-grande-thanksgiving/2011/11/18/gIQA2nerYN_story.html 

Art Buchwald was a famous political satirist in his day, and one of the more noted members of DC society.  He was a favorite of my Father's, who got me reading the columns back in fifth grade.  

For decades, the Washington Post published this story every Thanksgiving, up to Buchwald's death.  I will continue that tradition.