Do you have Prince Albert in the sack?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050706/ap_on_re_eu/monaco_albert_s_son

Actually, the best part about this article is the photo of Big Al. Look at all the medals!!! For what??? What desperate battle did this valiant lad demonstrate courage in? Let's see, I think that big one on the left was for a winning bet at baccarat against the King of Kuwait in 1997, and I believe that one on the right is for successfully driving his own Mercedes down the hill to the maids' dormitory that weekend the chaffeur called in sick. The others, I'm not sure of, not being a brother in warriorhood and all that...