The War On Halloween

http://www.mg.co.za/articlepage.aspx?area=/breaking_news/breaking_news__national/&articleid=258159

How long, O Cthulhu, will we have to tolerate non-believer rampages such as this against us at our Holiest Day of the year? Already, there are stores forcing the clerks to say "Happy Harvest" when greeting customers, rather than the traditional "Merry Human Sacrifice". And try to find a blood-stained altar! In my youth, every neighborhood had one prominently displayed in public parks and store windows. Nowadays, you'd be lucky to find so much as a skull on a pike. All in the name of some ACLU mandated secularism. It makes me sick! Something is being lost here and I worry for our children's sake that the true meaning of Samhain is going with it. We must protect our sacred traditions, for our children's immortally damned souls, if nothing else. It's time these do-gooders and busy bodies realized that this is a Cthulhoid Nation and founded on Cthulhoid Principles. We need to Re-Take America, and restore her to our Lord's Tentacled Embrace! Ia! Ia!