fake story - but it should be true

http://www.galwayfirst.ie/donkey/
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/03/02/donkey_shocker/

http://journals.aol.com/journalseditor/magicsmoke/entries/2007/03/07/followup-the-galway-hotel-room-donkey-is-a-hoax/2031

Somewhere, I want there to be an Unlawful Accomodation of Donkeys Act of 1837.