Santa's little helper

http://www.torontosun.com/news/torontoandgta/2009/12/12/12130151-sun.html

What's amusing about this is the uber-nanny interviewed worrying about people who "can't control how many of those 0.5% beers people consume,". Well, yes, I suppose there are folks out there whose stomachs can take in the 3-4 CASES of beer one would need to get tipsy (and the need to consume it quickly enough to allow the buildup of alcohol - say, in 2 hours). I expect Canada to be putting warning labels on their brews warning Jabba The Hutt of the potential danger... Please don't tell the poor nanny about my boys at Stone Brewery, and their fab Double Bastard Ale; the shock'd kill him...