Ah, corruption can be classic

http://www.tbd.com/articles/2011/03/loudoun-firefighter-charged-with-dui-joyride-in-fire-truck-55881.html

Of course, the question is:  Were all of the guys responsible for this truck drunk and just decided to take it out for a little joyride; or was there someone else in charge who LET them go out drunk with it.  If this were DC the answer would be a mix of both, and additional passengers consisting of the mayor, the city council and the president of the teacher's union.  But I'm not familiar enought with Loudon's situation.