Great moments in college commencement speker choices

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I remember that we we were polled at my college regarding a commencement speaker, I voted for Groucho, (who was on his death bed at that point).  They ended up bagging the whole idea and just had two students from the debate club meander on about tax policies.  Perhaps the single most boring, yet pointless, graduation exercise in history.  Groucho - even after he died - would have been more entertaining.