the lonliness of Jedi.....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/north_west/8401610.stm

We need some sort of a war between all of the superfandoms. The jedis would be out there with their silly little plastic light sabres, the trekkies could throw tribbles, the vampire groupies could have those water-blasters filled with clamato; and the Harry Potter fans could do whatever it is young imaginary wizards do when a fight breaks out -probably pee in their pants...