Tuesday, September 30, 2008
When "cows" attack
Ummm, they keep using the word "cow" in this article. I assume they mean "bull"... being a registered rancher in the Old Dominion gives me special insights like that ;)
Happy Birthday Marilyn McCoo!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_McCoo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkMhWQgkZ8c&feature=related
Marilyn was always one of the prettiest women in pop music. And I loved the sound of the
5th Dimension with all those Laura Nyro hits.
Monday, September 29, 2008
Crystal Gayle performs Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue
Late '77 was a lonely and challenging time in my life. It was a time for the blue collar street anthems of Bruce and the psychological rebellion of punk, but then there was this tune. And it really touched me. Great song.
Book Art
Some pretty neat stuff, but I do cringe at the idea of destroying books.
Lawrence Welk - Hippie
There's always been a surreal element to old Lawrence...
Happy Anniversary to The Prisoner!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRPDO63rI1E&feature=related
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061287/
http://www.netreach.net/~sixofone/
http://www.theunmutual.co.uk/
Happy Birthday Jerry Lee Lewis
http://www.rockhall.com/inductee/jerry-lee-lewis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw-ZBookLRM
A flawed genius. Not a very nice man, but then to earn the title of THE Wild Man of Rock'N'Roll you aren't going to be very sweet...
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Saturday, September 27, 2008
I'm A Little Worried
One of my fave sites this time of year has been Gothtober, but I've heard nothing from them on whether or not there'll be a countdown to Halloween this year. Here's hoping...
Happy Birthday Sam Adams!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Adams
http://www.gutenberg.org/browse/authors/a#a821
One fo the Essential men of the Revolution. A hero of mine.
Happy Birthday Thomas Nast!
http://www.thomasnast.com/
The most influential cartoonist, ever?
Friday, September 26, 2008
I love the fascist press - it saves you time
You never have to read it to know what it'll say...
Wash that fruit!
Happy Anniversary to Gilligan's Island
http://www.gilligansisle.com/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdZvrWDN5qQ&feature=related
I don't care if you do hate it, it's an essential part of pop culture. Remember - NOBODY knows the words to the National Anthem, but EVERYBODY knows the words to the theme song from Gilligan's Island. And I doubt most citizens can name the past seven Presidents, but I bet they can name the seven Castaways...
Thursday, September 25, 2008
fan video of the Pousette Dart Band recording of Amnesia
I always liked this song. Sounds better after the fourth drink. I think I saw this performed once or twice by local bands back at the old old Birchmere, (back when it was behind Shirlington).
neat wargaming table!
(Thanks for the link, John!)
Happy Birthday Rocky Horror!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073629/
http://www.rockyhorror.com/
http://www.cosmosfactory.org/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdu7xoHU9DA
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Springsteen performs Spirit In The Night...
It's a very pleasant early Autumn night here at the Manor. The sun's slinking away, leaving a haze of backlight on the clouds and the temperature's just right. As kids in the old neighborhood we'd be sitting on Edmund and Millie's front stoop, shooting the shit, and some would then suggest a game of Kleeba.
Now, I think I explained once before that Kleeba was a game invented by our neighbor, Bruce, (not Springsteen...). The official name was Kleeba Kleega Honka Honka, (and you'd have to ask Bruce the background and significance of that, whatever memories I have were burned off long ago). The rules were a combination of tag, dodge ball and hide-and-go-seek; the playing field was the entire neighborhood. It was only played at night, and you'd wear clothing as dark as possible, and there's be a tennis ball. Someone would start out as "It". They'd possess the ball, close their eyes, and count to ten. In the meantime, the rest of us would run and hide amidst the bushes, parked cars, stairwells, etc. around the neighborhood. The "It" would run around trying to find a vicitm. When they discovered someone, they'd throw the ball, and if it hit the person, they'd become the new "It". It was considered bad form to immediately tag the person who'd just hit you, but there were no formal rules beyond what I've just described. It was a loner's game; for anyone who'd seen where you'd hid might next be tagged and then quickly corner you. One common tactic, once sighted, would be to run into an area already occupied by your fellow "hiders", who'd immediately scatter, thus providing the hunter with more than one target and (hopefully) getting them off YOUR tail. Kleeba was a cooperativist's nightmare.
I don't know how it sounds to you reading this, but I can assure you - it was a blast.
Time moved on, (of course), and a night like tonight would be a cause for hanging out, drinking cheap wine, going on those first, tentative dates from school, and shooting yet more shit around the old neighborhood. And in later years it meant nights spent kicking around Old Town - nocturnal visits to the Warehouse, and my beloved Mason's (I still miss that place). Going over to Roger and Margrete's place to drink heavily and read tarot cards and poetry; and later on, to Nancy's for parties and chili feasts and a safe place to just escape.
It's a pleasant night for pleasant memories. Many of you reading this are a part of them. Thanks.
the musical road
I know, it sounds like crap; but it is a cool idea...
Darwin Award potential
Stupid people trying to procreate stopped in their tracks! Great pun and outcome!
Penis Pump Judge In The News!
I believe Elvis Costello addressed this issue a few decades back:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVngzaBsrSM&feature=related
The Music of Microsoft Windows
Pretty cool!
(Thanks for the link, Mathew!)
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
17 years....
Pretty interesting.
(Thanks for the link, Chris!)
Happy Anniversary to Butch & Sundance!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064115/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zOeYH2mQSM
Monday, September 22, 2008
New Issue of MonsterKid online!
A very cool online mag for those of us who remember the old Famous Monsters of Filmland magazine.
Sunday, September 21, 2008
That Ghost Host With The Most!
As we get into the Spooky Season, I will once again remind folks of one of my fave sites - Count Gore De Vol's Creature Feature. A local legend and personal fave of mine, the good Count presnets horror movies and great reviews/news of all types of horror media. He's an essential part of modern living...
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Happy Anniversary Firefly!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firefly_(TV_series)
http://www.fireflyfans.net/
One of my fave TV shows. It is absolutely criminal that this wasn't a hit.
Happy Birthday Carolyne Mas!
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=164793209
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg3sDnhAljQ
One of my fave performers. Wonderful.
Friday, September 19, 2008
Happy Birthday Brook Benton!
http://www.tsimon.com/benton.htm
One of the best soul singers, hampered (in my opinion), by material not always up to his talent.
Happy Birthday Bill Medley!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7827EMkm5ko
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Medley
One of the great voices in pop music.
Happy Birthday Mama Cass Elliott!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cass_Elliot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEQxEJ5_5zA
She grew up on my old street - Crestwood Drive!
Thursday, September 18, 2008
The World of Warcraft Terror Plot?!?
Yawn. Let's see, we have an islamic "world" of about a billion people, spread across a hundred countries, and in the majority (and in control) in several dozen of them. We have 50-60 solid years of military training, intervention, support, giveaways and sales by the British, French, Russians, and us to those people over those decades. The immediate area around Israel and the Arabian Gulf alone is so awash in weaponry and people who've been trained how to use it that it is incalculable how much pure killing power is there. And we're worried about some clown "planning" an atrocity in an online game?!? I've got news for ya, these guys have got people who've been professionally trained how to commit acts of massive destruction - by the U.S. and the above mentioned countries. And look at the economic background. Do you think the guys in all the "Stans" who smuggle tens of tons of drugs into this country every year would have any more problem substituting a single ton of something explosive or bacteriological? Do you think those guys needed the Internet to set up an effective system? This is just silly.
(thanks for the link, Chris!)
the first signs of All Hallows!
Happy Birthday Eddie "Rochester" Anderson
http://www.radiohof.org/comedy/eddieanderson.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Anderson_(comedian)
One of the most distinctive and well known voices in history. Brilliant comic.
Happy Anniversary to Alien Nation
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_Nation_(TV_series)
http://www.angelfire.com/pa2/trekker/aliennation.html
Premiered on this date in 1989. Actually, a pretty cool show.
Happy Anniversary to WKRP!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077097/
http://epguides.com/WKRPinCincinnati/guide.shtml
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
God Save The Emperor!
http://www.zpub.com/sf/history/nort.html
http://www.sfmuseum.org/hist1/norton.html
http://www.notfrisco.com/nortoniana/
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Army experiments with mind communication
Hmmm, interesting, I guess. But supposedly this would be most useful for those troops directly in combat. I have a sneaky suspicion that all you're going to get from some second lieutenant whose platoon just got caught in an ambush is something along the lines of "OHSHITHOLYFUCKINGCHRISTIGOTTAGETOUTTAHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Such communication administered to the lower ranks would pick up equally interesting thoughts - mostly about fragging the lieutenant who led them into the ambush or the major that ordered the operation in the first place. This could be quite amusing. First, soldiers will kill the people monitoring communications, THEN they'll go out on patrol, secure that their thoughts won't be monitored. (Mutinies have always interested me....). As an alternative, I predict that all these commuication devices will mysteriously break once they are out of sight of the officers....
Happy Anniversary to A Fistful Of Dollars!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058461/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Fistful_of_Dollars
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2ar1OB1LSQ
Happy Birthday Lauren Bacall!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000002/
http://themave.com/Bacall/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MheNUWyROv8
Monday, September 15, 2008
Wuss Nation
There seems to be a contest between us and the British as to who can be the biggest cry-baby weeny-filled nanny state. I've said it before - I'd never make it past third grade nowadays, I'd be on some sort of permanent double-secret expulsion for crimes against total blank-minded passivity. What a bunch of weens....
(Thanks for the link, Chris!)
Happy Anniversary Green Acres!
http://www.maggiore.net/greenacres/
Sunday, September 14, 2008
The Byrds perform Chestnut Mare
Beautiful song...
Jack Benny meets Isaac Hayes
You can't make stuff like this up.
my next magazine subscription
(Great reviewer comments)
dumb hedonists
On the one hand, I will restate my affection for anyone coming up with ideas to relieve the stupid rich of their money. But as a professional hedonist, I'm rally appalled by this. First of all, artificial flames - yuck! And secondly, half your electric bill is going into attempting to heat the room, the other half is going towards trying to chill the wine against that onslaught! This reminds me of the old Steven Wright routine about placing a room humidifier opposite a dehumidifier and watching 'em battle it out.
how to make a magic lantern
Cool stuff! I really wish I had the aptitude for this sort of thing. Old tech rules! Many years ago I heard about some dude who was building and reburbishing the old Edison cylinder players. He was even creating new cylinders to play on them. I thought it would be so cool to have one of these in my living room playing Sgt. Pepper or Purple Haze.
Happy Birthday to THE Lone Ranger!
http://nimst.tripod.com/cgi-bin/UC1.html
http://www.celebhost.net/claytonmoore/
One of my earliest childhood memories was watching Moore as the Lone Ranger.
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Happy Anniversary to Grace Of My Heart
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116442/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_of_my_Heart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsetuT5XrwI
Happy Anniversary to The Muppet Show!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh_aG5MzPVM&feature=related
http://www.muppetcentral.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Muppet_Show
Friday, September 12, 2008
and nanotchnology VS tumors
Another incredible concept. Does anyone remember Fantastic Voyage?
I want this...
I've always wanted to read my morning toast...
mother of the year
I ask you, who buys vodka for a 13 year old? Boone's Farm, now THAT'S for 13 year olds...
Montgomery County...
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/11/AR2008091103235.html
This is rich, (and typical). Students now have to pay for their "public education" to pay dead beat polizei to go jogging....
Happy Anniversary to The Monkees!
http://www.monkees.net/default.htm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0FUvLfxyp0
Thursday, September 11, 2008
The Reivers perform Almost Home
I know, I keep posting these guys. That's because they deserve it. So beautiful. The Reivers aren't dead, just dreaming.... It's time to wake them.
http://www.myspace.com/thereiversofficial
Billy Ocean performs Love Really Hurts Without You
Probably the greatest Motown song - that was never on Motown. Wonderful vibe.
Barbara Lewis performs Make Me Your Baby
One of the greats, and (unfortunately) one of the most under-rated singers of my generation. Barbara is a treasure.
The KBC Band perform America
I know Kantner can't sing, but I've always loved his stuff anyway. The tribes linger....
Dynamo Kiev
A very interesting footnote of WWII. The ultimate soccer team.
Happy Anniversary to the Carol Burnett Show!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061240/
http://www.tv.com/The-Carol-Burnett-Show/show/1069/summary.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qqE_WmagjY
Premiered on this date in 1967. Wonderful show.
Happy Anniversary Danger Man!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058846/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danger_Man
Patriot Day is today
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
proto-life
Pretty amazing stuff!
Kitty Wigs....
Once again, I stand in awe of anyone who can separate the wealthy from their money...
(Thanks for the link, Mathew!)
Happy Birthday Raymond Scott!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbR6YZs8hqs
Genius. Essential. An American original.
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
Monday, September 08, 2008
Sunday, September 07, 2008
Happy Birthday Buddy Holly!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddy_Holly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhgO8rZs1Fg
One of the Immortals. Essential.
Saturday, September 06, 2008
nice little article on one-hit wonders
(Thanks for the link, Edmund!)
Happy Anniversary to the Phantom of the Opera!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Phantom_of_the_Opera_(1925_film)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0016220/
Friday, September 05, 2008
DC traffic...
People will do anything to get in my way....
Happy Birthday Al Stewart!
http://www.alstewart.com/
http://www.things.org/music/al_stewart/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv5qLEYoSHM
Happy Anniversary to Second Hand Lions!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0327137/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secondhand_Lions
Premiered on this date in 2003. A wonderful movie.
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
The Stones perform Wild Horses
Another perfect song. Bedrock.
The Supremes perform Stoned Love
I know that I've written about this in the past. One of my faves. A perfect pop/soul song, and perfect for driving to late at night on some empty blacktop at 80mph. It's just wonderful.
Eddie Rabbitt performs I Love A Rainy Night
I always liked this tune...
video for Otis Redding's Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay
As many of you know, my mother in law passed away a few weeks ago. One thing she always enjoyed was Otis Redding's voice. I must admit to being amused by this little old British lady waxing eloquent over an American R&B singer. But she was quite right - Otis was the best. This one's for you, Muriel. RIP for both you and him.
Al Stewart performs Time Passages
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOy1QJT1Zfk
I've read that Al doesn't think much of this song, which is too bad - it's one of my faves. I always play it in the Fall. It reminds me of this time of year in '78 and those of you who were around then...
the dangers of Renaissance Fairs...
From today's Post:
Boy Injures Eye With Skewer
A 10-year-old boy injured his eye at the Maryland Renaissance Festival in Crownsville on Sunday when he accidentally stuck himself with a skewer, Anne Arundel County fire officials said.
Lt. Frank Fennell, a county fire spokesman, said the boy, who was eating "steak on a stake," pulled the wooden skewer out of his mouth and stuck the skewer in his eye.
What a rube....
The Truman Show Syndrome...
Fortunately, my trusty aluminum foil hat protects me!
It Was The Third Of September...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwUS9yjFYy8
Anniversary of the Signing of the Treaty of Paris
http://www.state.gov/r/pa/ho/time/ar/14313.htm
http://www.earlyamerica.com/earlyamerica/milestones/paris/
One might argue that today is the true Independence Day....
Tuesday, September 02, 2008
Monday, September 01, 2008
The Eldritch Dark - a plug
As many of you know, I am a big fan of high and dark fantasy literature. And one of my fave authors in that genre is Clark Ashton Smith. The Eldritch Dark is a wonderful site devoted to him and his works. It's a real treasure.
Happy Labor Day!
We can talk about September 21st and the Fall Equinox all that we want to; every kid knows that TODAY is the last day of Summer. And as much as I enjoy Fall, (and particularly Fall weather), there is something almost nostalgically depressing about the end of Summer, and feeling the steely grip of school reaching out for me, (even if it's only a decades' old memory and jerk-reaction). For many, Labor Day represents a day off, perhaps a cookout or a last minute visit to the beach, with Jerry Lewis blubbering in the background on the tube; for me, it has always symbolized a return to regimen, made slightly more palatable by the growing shadows and mysteries of Autumn.
As always, I am a creature of habit and ritual. And there is a song that came out in the Summer of '69 that's one of my all-time faves, by Sly and the Family Stone, that I have played every Labor Day since then. It captures the moment for me. Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRTbugyDq-E&feature=related
Here are a few more songs for this time of year...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ88V1PFXH0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6Hryc5t2wQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN1_3zHjhW8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7F9Mv1Ww3s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e1TZ9Sin4o