Thursday, January 31, 2008
The DC Almanac
http://prorev.com/dcfacts1.htm
A fasinating compendium of local history, lore, scandal and information.
(Thanks for the link, Erik!)
Dueling Pianos - Fats, Jerry Lee & Brother Ray!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xe5w0_ray-charles-jerry-lee-lewis
And an all-star band - I think they've got Carl Perkins, Ron Wood and Duck Dunn!
Fantastic. It doesn't get any better than this...
(Thanks for the link, Margrete!)
Food Fight!
The history of warfare since WWII - using food. Amazing.
(thanks for the link, Chris!)
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Wingsuits
No way. If the gos ahd wanted me to do this, they would have made me stupid...
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Tom Waits performs Ol' 55
Another classic. I still remember hearing this on the radio at the crack of dawn one morning, many decades ago, tearing home on Interstate 70 somewhere in the darkened fields of Ohio. I miss that old Omega...
Carole King performs It's Too Late
Yes, I know it got too much airplay in its day, but it's still a perfect King tune. It (and the entire Tapestry album), was inescapable in the summer of '71. She is a national treasure.
scenes from The Giant Claw!
One of the greatest bad movies of all time. I remember watching it as a child and thinking it was stupid - and it's lost none of its charm in the intervening years. A classic.
Nevermore...
http://www.heise.de/ix/raven/Literature/Lore/TheRaven.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Raven
Monday, January 28, 2008
The Day SAC Took A Beating
And, the Atomic Plane: http://www.cowtown.net/proweb/nb36h_jde.htm
(Thanks for the link, Nick!)
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Making Fiends news
I really loved the web episodes. I hope success doesn't destroy it...
video for The Doors LA Woman
Great, great driving song. Interesting lyrics, juxtaposing the town and woman imagery - all with the unmistakable background of violence and menace to each, (which I think the video captures) - just like the Doors intended. Does anyone remember the inner sleeve of the album when it was first released, (and before Elektra changed it)? A naked woman, eviscerated and crucified on a telephone pole. Lucky little Lady, indeed....
Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers film of I'm Not a Juvenile Delinquent
Classic stuff! From the film Rock Rock Rock! Look for a young Valerie "Rhoda" Harper in the crowd....
Al Green performs Sha La La
Beautiful song by an essential singer.
Graham Parker video for Protection
One of the greatest rockers you've never heard of...
the cutting edge of vending machines
A good capitalist would make sure each machines is flanked by ones selling cookies and snacks...
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Friday, January 25, 2008
Thursday, January 24, 2008
obvious lies about DC
There's no way the District Government has 41 computers that actually work, or 41 employees that know how to use them. Silly reporters...
first Cruise and now Snipes
The cult of celebrity seems to be working - these parasites now believe their own film press releases...
Virginia's legislature protects us from the evils of Sangria
I can't make up my mind - Nanny State or Ninny State....
Happy Paul Pitcher Day!
An obscure Cornish Holiday that I'm single-handedly reviving...
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Lou Reed and Pavarotti!
Weirdness was made for this...
And then there's Pavarotti and James Brown: http://youtube.com/watch?v=VCIyzNISw1Q
And with Barry White! http://youtube.com/watch?v=kL0WFcygdWY&feature=related
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Rickie Lee Jones performs Last Chance Texaco
Another great 70's ballad. A lonely afternoon sitting watching the sun create lengthening shadows.
Keith Carradine performs I'm Easy from the film, Nashville
One of the great singer/songwriter ballads from the 70's. The synaps start to flicker on me, but I believe this was getting all that airplay around late July and early August of '76. A very hot time, lots of sun, some good times and some bad. Wild parties. Lost weekends. Mateus.
But Children are still okay, aren't they?
Us ultra-orthodox types are always being persecuted...
I want one for my garden
With careful nurturing and lots of love, maybe it'll take out the neighbor's brats...
Roky Erickson with Billy Gibbons!!!
OWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (scroll down the site)
(Thanks for the link, Pete!)
Monday, January 21, 2008
Great Legislative Moments in Virginia
Is it particularly bright for a legislator to admit that he simply can't concentrate on driving if there's a possibility of seeing a rubber replica of a man's testicles? Is it any less bright to insist he's going to buy some for himself and "bring them out here and show them to you"? Thanks, but I'm busy tomorrow....
sex and wartime propaganda
Mostly focuses on WWII. An interesting footnote to the conflict.
all sorts of REH/Conan news!
http://members.cox.net/comingattractions/EchoesofCimmeria.pdf
http://www.monkeybrainbooks.com/Blood_and_Thunder.html
http://paizo.com/store/fiction/planetStories/v5748btpy7x8b&source=search
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117978859.html?categoryid=13&cs=1
http://www.darkhorse.com/zones/conan/index.php
http://www.hermespress.com/ (search for the title "By Crom")
http://www.conan.com/
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117978703.html?categoryid=19&cs=1
http://www.thecimmerian.com/?page_id=928
http://www.girasolcollectables.com/index.html
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Shelter From The Storm, circa 78-81...
It was thirty years ago this month I had the pleasure of first meeting my friend Nancy. She was dating my old pal, Edmund, and I started hanging out with them on weekends when I was back from school, and long after I dropped out. Several of you reading this did likewise. Nancy's place quickly became what I like to call The Home For Wayward Adults. Our little band might fluctuate between half a dozen and ten; but there were always people there, and the atmosphere was always friendly. It was where one could go, just to hang out, nurse a hangover or shoot the breeze. All was presided over by Nancy, who was generous to a fault, with her patience and her home. There was always something to eat, and one of my fondest memories is of the pot of chili that seemed to perpetually be available. It tasted great.
An evening might begin or end there, maybe both. I associate at least one marriage with Nancy's place, and quite a bit of the drama and fun, lessons learned and brain cells lost, and just the general living that goes with those times. And I don't want to make it out like this was some dive-like crash pad. Quite the contrary, she had a very nicely furnished townhouse in Western Alexandria. We loitered in quiet style. I'd also like to mention that there was certain innocence to it, (at least in my opinion, although that may say more about me than anything else - so be it). If I'd had kids, I'd hope they'd find similar friends and locales.
Situations change and we've all moved on, and some of those people have even been lost track of; but for a couple of years, hers was the place to hang out at. I write this little missive for several reasons, because there's Al Stewart on the stereo and Cabernet in my glass; because I hope that those of you reading this who are in your teens and early twenties might look for and find a such a friend and place; and to thank Nancy for a generous spirit and putting a little meaning into Dylan's old lyric for giving me, (and others), shelter from the storm. Thanks, Kid.
Friday, January 18, 2008
getting ahead of myself:
Happy Birthday Edgar Allen Poe!
http://www.poetryloverspage.com/poets/poe/poe_ind.html
http://www.poemuseum.org/
http://www.poestories.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgar_Allan_Poe
http://www.nps.gov/edal/
Happy Birthday Janis Joplin!
http://www.officialjanis.com/
http://www.janisjoplin.net/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FlUAxqQkmc
Happy National Popcorn Day!
http://www.popcorn.org/
Happy Birthday George Burns!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0122675/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Burns
http://www.georgeburns.com/pages/1/index.htm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW6GWEi3g3U&feature=related
Happy Birthday DeForrest Kelley!
http://imdb.com/name/nm0001420/
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Chamber/2541/dkelley.htm
http://deforestkelley.com:8080/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4298sodl3k
Anniversary of the release of Meet The Beatles!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meet_the_Beatles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfsvE4j4ExA
We were soooo young!
Happy Martin Luther King Day!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Luther_King_Day
http://www.mlkday.gov/
http://www.thekingcenter.org/holiday/index.asp
pro-fascist, anti-Semitic Bobbie Fischer is dead.
As a True Gamesman, it is always embarrassing and appalling to me how fucking stupid so many of the greats are....
Happy Pooh Day!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzW3rb57Ks0&feature=related
As our days disappear all too soon...
Thursday, January 17, 2008
see Tom Cruise make an ass of himself over scientology
Lousy actor, lousy messiah...
(Thanks for the link, Mathew!)
RIP Tom Dawes of The Cyrkle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cccpO4L76U
Just found out about his death in October.
a thoughtful article on the economics of the music biz
I am for anything that destroys the current economic paradigm of pop culture....
(Thanks for the link, Erik!)
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
The Darwin Awards Winner!
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/14/darwin_awards_2007/
Clearly, this dude was a Four Seasons fan!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMnzRYK7RrU
Monday, January 14, 2008
Glenn Brenner - an appreciation
The kindest thing I can say about pro sports is that I have absolutely no interest in them. I can say virtually the same thing about what passes for TV newscasts these days. I doubt I've watched one in nearly ten years. We are now expected to take entertainment seriously and news as entertainment. I can't stomach it. But there was a time when things were a little more tolerable. News was serious business, and sports was just something fun. I still didn't think anything of it, but one guy, and one guy alone, could get me to watch - Glenn Brenner.
I confess to being somewhat surprised that in a town full of sports fans and tech wizards that there isn't much about Brenner online. Which is a pity. The man was a wisecracking genius at holding your interest - poking fun at himself, the games he covered, and his fellow newscasters. And apparently a genuinely nice guy, which came through every broadcast.
Normally, media people don't do a great deal for me. There are a few locals who've meant something over the years, but only Willard Scott comes close to Brenner, as far as I'm concerned. I am still saddened by his death, which occured on or around this date in '92, and was really personally affected by it when it happened, something that almost never happens.
You mention to an old-time DC resident the Weenie of the Week or the Football predicting Nun and you're guaranteed to get a smile. There are still Glenn Brenner stories circulating around this town, a few are in the post here: http://dc.metblogs.com/archives/2006/01/remembering_gle.phtml
And here are an all too few moments on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSAt5DQ-lUg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxFBvGI_iW8&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdUDL1bD7U4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4NjWGjP6O8&feature=related
I don't think I've watched a sportscast since...
Happy Mallard Day!
Griffon, Bustard, Turkey, Capon,
Let to her hungry mortals gape on;
And on the bones their stomach fall hard,
But let All Souls' men have their mallard.
Oh! by the blood of King Edward,
Oh! by the blood of King Edward,
It was a wopping, wopping mallard.
Happy Ratification Day!
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Happy Birthday Clark Ashton Smith!
http://alangullette.com/lit/smith/
One of my all-time fave writers. The Emperor of Dreams...
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Friday, January 11, 2008
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Deep Purple perform Smoke On The Water
Ha! Fun stuff! Kids - Once dinosaurs walked the earth, the very ground shaking from their movements...
gee....thanks....I guess...
Let's see, out of a nation with millions, we get 38 combat guys, with another couple hundred support dudes; THREE years of "training"; come into the war when Germany is surrendering and Japan is reeling. What berserker fury! Truly a profile in courage, what a contribution, right up there with Andorra.
The Cutting Edge of Banking
(Thanks for the link, Linda!)
Wednesday, January 09, 2008
Tuesday, January 08, 2008
murdering women as an advertising ploy
I enjoy how his necktie is about to jam into the machine, choking him to death as his secretary turns the handle...
Gene Vincent performs Be Bop A Lula
One of the original tough guys of rock. Essential.
Jackie DeShannon performs When You Walk In The Room
A great singer/songwriter, (and one of the prettiest women in rock).
yea, right....
I can't even get the pack of criminals at the local Saturn dealership to replace the rear windshield wiper. And you think I'm gonna trust them to program my car to drive itself in DC traffic??? No thanks. And there is not enough computer power on earth to successfully drive on Route 7 from Bailey's Crossroads to Seven Corners when the Mosque lets out....
Zombie Kid Likes Turtles
And don't miss the Remix: http://youtube.com/watch?v=NscTj38iaHk&feature=related
(Thanks for the link, Carol!)
Monday, January 07, 2008
Dave Edmunds covers I Hear You Knockin'
Another classic. I don't know where this video is from, but I'm pretty sure that's the legendary Miami Horns backing him...
Ronnie Lane performs Ooh La La
Brilliant. One of the great rockers that all too many people have never heard of. Criminal. Poor Ronnie, RIP.
Cheap Trick perform Surrender
Great, great power pop. Another band that looked like they were going to break through into super stardom around early '79. Remember the promotional bow ties? I always thought they were quite cool!
The 13th Floor Elevators lipsynch You're Gonna Miss Me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfcHgk10rbg
Psychedelic Titans. Ultra-Essential. They challenged the heavens, and paid heavily. Euripides knew: "Whom the Gods would destroy they first make mad."
(Thanks for the link, Pete!)
The Bay City rollers perform Saturday Night
A guilty pleasure. Hell, I love this tune - a perfect last gasp of bubblegum innocence before punk blew it all out of the water.
Sunday, January 06, 2008
Psychedelic Furs video for Heaven
One of the best bands from the early/mid 80's. Those first two albums are classics.
Bobby Fuller Four lipsyching to Let her Dance/Another Sad & Lonely Night
Poor Bobby - murdered, and another one who should've/could've been bigger...
another year, and the search continues...
But to date, two things have really eluded me. And I am asking your help, dear reader. The first recording I only found out about four years ago on a pop station on live365.com. It was a single released on the Sire label around 1972. It's title was "Something's Gone" by an American group called The Jam, (no - not the much more famous British group of 1977). It's a wonderful power pop song with a near-perfect mid-Sixties feel to it. A minor masterpiece. But I can't find the single anywhere, nor can I find any reference to the group. It's as if they never existed.
The second recording involves my longest search - ever. About 35 years ago, our local radio station, WHFS, used to play a version of I Am The Walrus performed by a group of children. I seem to remember the claim that it had been produced by John Lennon, (but won't swear to that). It was both haunting and amusing. And I can't find it. Can't even find a reference to the damned thing. A few years ago, I went to some ultra-Beatles website that claimed to know everything about everything and listed email addresses to all their experts on all things Beatles, even broke it down as to who knew what, etc. I wrote to the two clowns who claimed omnipotence on recordings about my quest, and the cowards never replied, obviously stumped.
And so I come to you, dear readers. Please. If you know anything about either of these recordings, please let me know. If you know someone who might know - please ask them. Whenever you find yourself in a used record store - please ask. I am not a wealthy man, but these records are so unknown that they can't be selling at collector's prices - no one knows about them!
Thanks in advance. Let's see what 2008 turns up...
Happy Birthday Gustav Dore!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustave_Dor%C3%A9
One of the greatest illustrators - ever. Really magnificent, and VERY influential.
Saturday, January 05, 2008
Jo Dee Messina video for Heads Carolina, Tails California
Great song! I've only been in that situation once, many many years ago, and chickened out. Of course, my toss would've included Colorado....
Tommy James & The Shondells video for She
Never considered hip, I always liked 'em. Progressive bubblegum.
The Standells lipsynch Dirty Water
One of the greats.
The Bonzo Dog Doo Da Band: The Intro & The Outro
more info on Hitler's supposed attempt to assassinate the Big 3
I continue to remain skeptical of these reports...
It begins...
Friday, January 04, 2008
Neil Diamond performs Cracklin' Rosie
Great song. National Anthem for winos.
True West perform Hollywood Holiday
Poor film, great song. For a few months, the LA Paisley Underground was the hottest thing going. A gem of a secret - you practically had to work in a record store to know about it. One more tattered little memory...
Jay & The Americans cover Walkin' In The Rain
Beautiful Brill-era song, one of the last good examples of Italian American-style pop.
The Pogues perfrom Thousands Are Sailing
One of the saddest songs I know. Irish Blues.
Nick Danger - Third Eye!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=200erlAHzU8&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEltFvygT0c&feature=related
Probably the most famous routine by the Firesign Theatre. Brilliant.
live filthy, live healthy
This means my next door neighbors are probably immortal...
Thursday, January 03, 2008
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
The Spinners perfrom I'll Be Around
Ah, loves lost and found...One of the greatest tunes from the 70's. Great lyrics - the type of promise only the young can make and believe...
Chuck Berry performs Reelin' & Rockin'
One of the gods. You just can't overestimate Berry's importance and influence on pop culture.
Kinky sings Sold American
One of the great songs of defeat and retreat. 'Twas back in the Spring of '78 that I was packing up to escape Williamsburg. As always, I was listening to the college station, the great WCWM, and called up to request they play this and provide a soundtrack for my exit, which the DJ immediately and graciously did. I always slink away with Class....
Mr. Loaf's video for Paradise By The Dashboard Light
One of the great rock videos. That's the lovely Karla Devito singing with him.
It's An Outrage!
Is there no end to these biblical plagues? Can't they plow up some more Czech fields or put a few more Bavarians on the night shift? Christ, guys - DO SOMETHING! I am going to be one seriously pissed off dude if there's suddenly a shortage of Stone Arrogant Bastard Ale or Dogfish 90 Minute IPA. As for Dogfish's ridiculous substitute of some sort of ersatz Mayan chocolate beer - no thanks, if I want to throw up, I'll just go traditional and stick my finger down my throat...
At least there's Virginia Gentleman - you're always there for me....
Tuesday, January 01, 2008
the end of corporate control over media
There is nothing nicer than watching a big, fat, spoiled dinosaur, wallowing around in a tar pit, slowly sinking and thrashing around blindly. The recording industry has decided that the only way to make money is to sue the people who buy its product - beautiful! Simply poetic! The twelve or so companies that almost completely own and determine what music you see and/or hear on radio, TV, concert halls and recordings have managed to destroy American pop culture, at least above ground. And now, with parasitical fury, hope to drain the last bit of blood from the very people who've kept them in business. Good riddance to both.
Look to the independents online and in homes. They are the little cultural mammals, scurrying around beneath the dying brontosaurs of WEA, Sony, and Clear Channel.
a few thoughts
I hope everyone else had a good celebration. This'll probably be an interesting year coming up, with a new job for me, (and for several of you reading this - Congrats!); and a few new marriages, babies, and homes for others of you, my friends. We'll see how it all goes...
The Pretenders perform on Fridays
http://bedazzled.onlinestoragesolution.com/pretenders_fridays.mov
(Warning - this'll take a minute or two to download)