Monday, April 30, 2007
Sex Pistols perform Anarchy In The UK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICXdQR1VVhw&mode=related&search=
Ah, nihilism! For a few cool months in the Winter of '77 & '78 it was the Pistols, the Clash, the Ramones, Patti Smith, and a horde of noisy, angry, out-of-control rejects shaking the foundations of earth, heaven, and the media corporations. Fun stuff!
Ah, nihilism! For a few cool months in the Winter of '77 & '78 it was the Pistols, the Clash, the Ramones, Patti Smith, and a horde of noisy, angry, out-of-control rejects shaking the foundations of earth, heaven, and the media corporations. Fun stuff!
Billy Ocean - Love Really Hurts Without You
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=977IsYejkWE
Fantastic tune. Probably the best Motown song that was never actually released on Motown.
Fantastic tune. Probably the best Motown song that was never actually released on Motown.
You Are What You Eat
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/04/you_are_what_yo.html
The soundtrack and incredible notes on this obscure cult classic.
The soundtrack and incredible notes on this obscure cult classic.
Sunday, April 29, 2007
McCartney, Jet, and 30 years wasted
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vQq7GjTrT4&mode=related&search=
I've probably told most of you this story before, but for those of you who came in late: Jet is my fave Paul McCartney solo song. A near-perfect power pop anthem. If my remaining brain cells remember correctly, it was a huge hit in the Spring of '74. I went out and bought the single as soon as I heard it. But I was always puzzled about the lyrics*. They're pretty obtuse. Who is Jet? What kind of name is that? What does it mean? What's the deal with the Sergeant major, and what do suffragettes have to do with anything? WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT?!?!?
These question plagued me, vexed me; always stuck in the back of my mind. Now, there are a lot of rock songs with equally obscure lyrics, but I either didn't care, or was eventually able to at least get the gist of them, or the writer would spill the beans in some interview, but Jet remained un-dissected. It haunted me.
Thirty years went by. And like some old war wound, I kept feeling an occasional twinge of pain from having not solved the mystery. And then, one night on TV, there was a McCartney interview, and the announcer stated that after the next commercial break, they'd ask him about Jet! My quest was about to end, the secrets of the Universe were about to be opened to me! I was in near religious ecstasy. My entire body entered a state of rigidity, my face bare inches from the TV screen with the volume turned to maximum - I wanted to experience this moment in all its metaphysical glory. Shakti awaited, as every fiber of my being strained to absorb every sound wave and electron from the television.
Paul came on, the interviewer asked him about Jet, and he basically said he'd just been stoned, sitting outside on a hill and written whatever came into his head at the time. It had no meaning - not even to him! It might as well have been the old moon/June rhyme scheme. It was just some stoner stringing word together! My thirty year wait was a complete waste of time! Worlds collapsed, oceans dried up, day turned to night, and I turned to Virginia Gentleman...
A little part of me died that day. And I think I've developed a nervous tick since then. Oh, it's still a great pop song, and I still love McCartney, but I'd love him dead, as well as alive...
*Found here: http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/paul_mccartney/jet.html
I've probably told most of you this story before, but for those of you who came in late: Jet is my fave Paul McCartney solo song. A near-perfect power pop anthem. If my remaining brain cells remember correctly, it was a huge hit in the Spring of '74. I went out and bought the single as soon as I heard it. But I was always puzzled about the lyrics*. They're pretty obtuse. Who is Jet? What kind of name is that? What does it mean? What's the deal with the Sergeant major, and what do suffragettes have to do with anything? WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT?!?!?
These question plagued me, vexed me; always stuck in the back of my mind. Now, there are a lot of rock songs with equally obscure lyrics, but I either didn't care, or was eventually able to at least get the gist of them, or the writer would spill the beans in some interview, but Jet remained un-dissected. It haunted me.
Thirty years went by. And like some old war wound, I kept feeling an occasional twinge of pain from having not solved the mystery. And then, one night on TV, there was a McCartney interview, and the announcer stated that after the next commercial break, they'd ask him about Jet! My quest was about to end, the secrets of the Universe were about to be opened to me! I was in near religious ecstasy. My entire body entered a state of rigidity, my face bare inches from the TV screen with the volume turned to maximum - I wanted to experience this moment in all its metaphysical glory. Shakti awaited, as every fiber of my being strained to absorb every sound wave and electron from the television.
Paul came on, the interviewer asked him about Jet, and he basically said he'd just been stoned, sitting outside on a hill and written whatever came into his head at the time. It had no meaning - not even to him! It might as well have been the old moon/June rhyme scheme. It was just some stoner stringing word together! My thirty year wait was a complete waste of time! Worlds collapsed, oceans dried up, day turned to night, and I turned to Virginia Gentleman...
A little part of me died that day. And I think I've developed a nervous tick since then. Oh, it's still a great pop song, and I still love McCartney, but I'd love him dead, as well as alive...
*Found here: http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/paul_mccartney/jet.html
Eric Burdon & War perform Spill The Wine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9oZkyz0xco&mode=related&search=
Probably my fave song from the summer of '70. So cool! War was a great band, both with Eric and on their own. Should've been bigger than they were, with that whole R&B/jazz/funk/Latin fusion going for 'em.
Probably my fave song from the summer of '70. So cool! War was a great band, both with Eric and on their own. Should've been bigger than they were, with that whole R&B/jazz/funk/Latin fusion going for 'em.
Bruce performs For You
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxyo1bMQyEY
Beautiful. Essential. A perfect time capsule of when things mattered and oaths were sworn.
Beautiful. Essential. A perfect time capsule of when things mattered and oaths were sworn.
Gorey's "Doubtful Guest" coming to the big screen!
http://www.zap2it.com/movies/news/zap-waldenhensonfoxdoubtfulguest,0,3781047.story?coll=zap-movies-headlines
Cool stuff! Now, if we could only get the Gashleycrumb Tinies on film...
Cool stuff! Now, if we could only get the Gashleycrumb Tinies on film...
Polyhedra Porno!
http://www.nakedgeometry.com/polyhedra.html
This'll get all the D&D players' hearts pumping a little faster... ;)
The Fuzztones - The Witch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NAK8h-A9_4
The original by the Sonics is stronger, but I've always liked this band.
The original by the Sonics is stronger, but I've always liked this band.
RIP Sir Graves Ghastly
http://www.countgore.com/Morgue.htm
A nice tribute to him on Count Gore's site. For those of you in the hinterland, Sir Graves was broadcast in the late 60's and early 70's in the DC market on Friday nights and Saturday afternoons, (if I remember correctly). Very cheesy and very fun.
A nice tribute to him on Count Gore's site. For those of you in the hinterland, Sir Graves was broadcast in the late 60's and early 70's in the DC market on Friday nights and Saturday afternoons, (if I remember correctly). Very cheesy and very fun.
Hogzilla!
http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/2007-04-28-hogzilla-movie_N.htm?csp=34
I can see it now, he'll grab a blonde and waddle to the top of the Empire State Building, only to be shot down by Smithfield's secret air squadron.
I can see it now, he'll grab a blonde and waddle to the top of the Empire State Building, only to be shot down by Smithfield's secret air squadron.
Saturday, April 28, 2007
Friday, April 27, 2007
The End. DC completely destroyed, no survivors, only mutant cannibal rape gangs left
http://www.wtopnews.com/?nid=25&sid=1127184
The carnage will be appalling. I'm surprised the schools aren't already shut down...
The carnage will be appalling. I'm surprised the schools aren't already shut down...
The Monster Mash - a nice tribute
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0thH3qnHTbI
Needless to say, I think I've caught every one of these movies. Ah, mis-spent youth!
Needless to say, I think I've caught every one of these movies. Ah, mis-spent youth!
Janis & Big Brother perform Combination of the Two
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gJXC5xkIBg From Monterey...
I always loved Big Brother & The Holding Company, probably for the same reason a lot of sophisticates hated 'em - they always sounded like the musical equivalent of a car taking a turn too fast - two wheels off the pavement and everyone waiting for the crash. But they had a beautiful enthusiasm and love of musical experimentation and combination that made them unique. And Janis, well, there's only one Janis.
I always loved Big Brother & The Holding Company, probably for the same reason a lot of sophisticates hated 'em - they always sounded like the musical equivalent of a car taking a turn too fast - two wheels off the pavement and everyone waiting for the crash. But they had a beautiful enthusiasm and love of musical experimentation and combination that made them unique. And Janis, well, there's only one Janis.
Brooke Benton performs Rainy Night In Georgia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQT69OT22kQ
One of the GREAT soul singers. I think Benton's main problem, like Jackie Wilson, was to have record companies and producers that generally couldn't deliver songs up to his talent. Really incredible song from the Spring of '70. My family was travelling over Spring break down South then, (and we really did spend a rainy night in Georgia!).
One of the GREAT soul singers. I think Benton's main problem, like Jackie Wilson, was to have record companies and producers that generally couldn't deliver songs up to his talent. Really incredible song from the Spring of '70. My family was travelling over Spring break down South then, (and we really did spend a rainy night in Georgia!).
electrosensitivity?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=450995&in_page_id=1879
Hmmm, possible; but I'd like to see some double-blind test results. Meanwhile, I'll keep my aluminum foil hat ready...
Hmmm, possible; but I'd like to see some double-blind test results. Meanwhile, I'll keep my aluminum foil hat ready...
Robot Village
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/6587377.stm
Hmm, I can't help but think of The Prisoner...
Hmm, I can't help but think of The Prisoner...
RIP Bobby "Boris" Pickett
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/music/2007/04/26/2007-04-26_bobby_pickett_voice_of_halloween_favorit.html
I really am saddened by this. Pickett was a one-hit wonder, but what a hit. He created THE Halloween anthem, and launched dozens of imitators and covers. Like the obituary states, Guy Lombardo is probably the only other artist so closely associated with a single holiday. Here's to ya, Bobby, hope you're a Graveyard Smash...
http://themonstermash.com/
I really am saddened by this. Pickett was a one-hit wonder, but what a hit. He created THE Halloween anthem, and launched dozens of imitators and covers. Like the obituary states, Guy Lombardo is probably the only other artist so closely associated with a single holiday. Here's to ya, Bobby, hope you're a Graveyard Smash...
http://themonstermash.com/
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Ask A Ninja visits MythBusters!
http://dsc.discovery.com/beyond/index.html?playerId=203711706&categoryId=210013704&lineupId=229524134
One of the few TV shows I enjoy these days...
One of the few TV shows I enjoy these days...
life around DC
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/rawfisher/2007/04/going_the_speed_limit_public_s.html#comments
Bicyclists around here have their nerve, arguing for anything hinting at courtesy or abiding the law. For years, while working in Old Town, I and the other denizens suffered from hordes of Schwinn nazis blocking or riding us down on the sidewalks, running stop signs and red lights, cutting off our cars, and general ass-holism. Arrogant, spandex wearing vermin.
As for the Beltway, I believe the citizens should have a right, (indeed, a duty), to kill anyone not going at least 5mph OVER the speed limit. They are beneath contempt and deserve no mercy - if they don't like it, they can take their Volvo's and block traffic somewhere else.
Bicyclists around here have their nerve, arguing for anything hinting at courtesy or abiding the law. For years, while working in Old Town, I and the other denizens suffered from hordes of Schwinn nazis blocking or riding us down on the sidewalks, running stop signs and red lights, cutting off our cars, and general ass-holism. Arrogant, spandex wearing vermin.
As for the Beltway, I believe the citizens should have a right, (indeed, a duty), to kill anyone not going at least 5mph OVER the speed limit. They are beneath contempt and deserve no mercy - if they don't like it, they can take their Volvo's and block traffic somewhere else.
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
We're Ready For the Martians
http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKN0934498720070425?feedType=RSS&pageNumber=1
Actually, I thought the plan was to hang on until they all caught colds and died...
Actually, I thought the plan was to hang on until they all caught colds and died...
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Ah, school daze in Alexandria!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/24/AR2007042401299.html?nav=rss_metro
It's always nice to see the old ways respected by the younger generation. Of course, GW being in an uproar over a BB gun is a little on the lame side. I ask you, what happened to those days of yore - the roving bands of thugs, the cherry bombs, the race riots, the fires, the bomb scares, and the assembly line-like robberies, muggings and extortion? How standards have fallen! And what has been the cost to our young? Can they last 8+ hours without having to go to the bathroom, (which in the old days would have resulted in instant death)? Do they have that street wariness to spot a bad situation at least 50 yards ahead of them; to know what hallways are death traps, and when; to slip silently through crowds without attracting the notice of predators? All lost...
And what of GW's senior high school, my proud Alma Mater, T.C. Williams? Why, in the old days, the very mention of our school was enough to send government officials into catatonic fear. The whole state quivered in abject terror of playing against T.C. in ANY sport or activity, and indeed even cancelled chess tournaments, rather than risk the appalling casualty rates that accompanied contact with us, (I am NOT making this up...). I remember our unofficial motto: "We lost the Game, BUT WON THE FIGHT!" It's also interesting to note that we were the best school in the state, both sports-wise AND academically, and the most socially and politically sophisticated. A really fascinating place. And while I would NEVER go back to those days, I am really glad I had the experience
But times and perceptions change, the mere rumor of a BB gun can lock down the school, and any weatherman predicting snow anywhere on earth can trigger a snow day. But the memories remain. Ignore that abomination, "Remember The Titans", it's just Hollywood claptrap. But find a Virginian over 45 and mention you're from T.C. and notice the haunted look in their eyes - THAT'S what people remember about the Titans...
It's always nice to see the old ways respected by the younger generation. Of course, GW being in an uproar over a BB gun is a little on the lame side. I ask you, what happened to those days of yore - the roving bands of thugs, the cherry bombs, the race riots, the fires, the bomb scares, and the assembly line-like robberies, muggings and extortion? How standards have fallen! And what has been the cost to our young? Can they last 8+ hours without having to go to the bathroom, (which in the old days would have resulted in instant death)? Do they have that street wariness to spot a bad situation at least 50 yards ahead of them; to know what hallways are death traps, and when; to slip silently through crowds without attracting the notice of predators? All lost...
And what of GW's senior high school, my proud Alma Mater, T.C. Williams? Why, in the old days, the very mention of our school was enough to send government officials into catatonic fear. The whole state quivered in abject terror of playing against T.C. in ANY sport or activity, and indeed even cancelled chess tournaments, rather than risk the appalling casualty rates that accompanied contact with us, (I am NOT making this up...). I remember our unofficial motto: "We lost the Game, BUT WON THE FIGHT!" It's also interesting to note that we were the best school in the state, both sports-wise AND academically, and the most socially and politically sophisticated. A really fascinating place. And while I would NEVER go back to those days, I am really glad I had the experience
But times and perceptions change, the mere rumor of a BB gun can lock down the school, and any weatherman predicting snow anywhere on earth can trigger a snow day. But the memories remain. Ignore that abomination, "Remember The Titans", it's just Hollywood claptrap. But find a Virginian over 45 and mention you're from T.C. and notice the haunted look in their eyes - THAT'S what people remember about the Titans...
more info on the DVD release of WKRP
http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/newsitem.cfm?NewsID=7212
Probably the last American sitcom I ever paid attention to, it's a pity about leaving out the music.
Probably the last American sitcom I ever paid attention to, it's a pity about leaving out the music.
Ha!
http://www.showbizspy.com/2007/04/23/mick-jagger-visited-by-aliens/
With all that he's taken, I'm shocked if aliens are the only thing that Mick has seen!
With all that he's taken, I'm shocked if aliens are the only thing that Mick has seen!
Monday, April 23, 2007
Beatles perform Get Back (from the Let It Be film)
The final Beatles "concert" in three parts:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYeHXtCOd5I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgP1ph_6zhk&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oSx9PeVEII&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYeHXtCOd5I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgP1ph_6zhk&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oSx9PeVEII&mode=related&search=
the cutting edge of teaching methods
http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2007-04-23T122221Z_01_SP327583_RTRUKOC_0_US-INDIA-STUDENTS-URINE.xml&src=nl_usoddlyenough
(Doug - this looks very promising, let me know how it goes....) ;)
(Doug - this looks very promising, let me know how it goes....) ;)
Happy Birthday Ed Walker!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Walker
http://thejoyboys.com/
Along with Willard Scott, one of the Joy Boys, legends of DC radio.
http://thejoyboys.com/
Along with Willard Scott, one of the Joy Boys, legends of DC radio.
Sunday, April 22, 2007
Elvis Costello & The Attractions - Radio Radio
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOuknbvu21Q
Classic performance and song. It was true then, and it's true now.
Classic performance and song. It was true then, and it's true now.
Jesus & Mary Chain - Never Understand
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs-42ge-TWY
One of the most under-rated bands ever. A perfect understanding of rock'n'roll. Just take the needle out of your arm and put it on the record at full volume.
One of the most under-rated bands ever. A perfect understanding of rock'n'roll. Just take the needle out of your arm and put it on the record at full volume.
Leslie Gore - Maybe I Know
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npyKVlgYHZo&mode=related&search=
Oh yes, I can hear the snickers. Well, Leslie is VERY cool. And still rockin'!
Oh yes, I can hear the snickers. Well, Leslie is VERY cool. And still rockin'!
newly discovered plot against hitler
http://news.scotsman.com/international.cfm?id=618852007
I am extremely unhappy to see the article talking of a movie with the loathsome Tom Cruise playing von Stauffenberg. That means he and his fellow conspirators will be portrayed in a heroic light. Nothing could be further from the truth. Unfortunately, one must look long and deep to find a true anti-nazi opposition within Germany, and virtually all of its members were either liberal civilians or communists, and in microscopic numbers. The German army was as pro-nazi as anyone - as long as they were winning. It was only after they looked like they might lose the war and their precious Prussian estates that the senior officer corps turned chicken and tried, with incredible cowardice and incompetence, to get rid of schicklgruber. In a way, it was fortunate that they failed, most of the opportunists were caught, literally running away from a fight, and hung up like chickens, without so much as a shot being fired. So much for Prussian efficiency, honor, and warriorhood. And it saved us the trouble of doing the very same thing to them in 1945....
I am extremely unhappy to see the article talking of a movie with the loathsome Tom Cruise playing von Stauffenberg. That means he and his fellow conspirators will be portrayed in a heroic light. Nothing could be further from the truth. Unfortunately, one must look long and deep to find a true anti-nazi opposition within Germany, and virtually all of its members were either liberal civilians or communists, and in microscopic numbers. The German army was as pro-nazi as anyone - as long as they were winning. It was only after they looked like they might lose the war and their precious Prussian estates that the senior officer corps turned chicken and tried, with incredible cowardice and incompetence, to get rid of schicklgruber. In a way, it was fortunate that they failed, most of the opportunists were caught, literally running away from a fight, and hung up like chickens, without so much as a shot being fired. So much for Prussian efficiency, honor, and warriorhood. And it saved us the trouble of doing the very same thing to them in 1945....
Saturday, April 21, 2007
Snoopy Wins!
http://www.anzacs.net/who-killed-the-Red-Baron.htm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm5d5S1NcSc&mode=related&search=
Today is the anniversary of the Red Baron getting shot down in 1918...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm5d5S1NcSc&mode=related&search=
Today is the anniversary of the Red Baron getting shot down in 1918...
Friday, April 20, 2007
pictures of consumerism
http://www.chrisjordan.com/current_set2.php?id=7
Pretty neat representations of everyday consumption.
(Thanks for the link, Mathew!)
Pretty neat representations of everyday consumption.
(Thanks for the link, Mathew!)
Humble Pie - I Don't Need No Doctor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZMmV6xXYFw&mode=related&search=
Essential. Steve Marriott, you are missed.
Essential. Steve Marriott, you are missed.
Flash & The Pan - Hey St. Peter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1_yJi9ihJw
I kinda liked these guys, particularly a near-hit they had called Lady Killer.
I kinda liked these guys, particularly a near-hit they had called Lady Killer.
the cutting edge of dog toys
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/hotdoll-the-sex-doll-for-dogs-253334.php
And they call it, Puppy Love....
And they call it, Puppy Love....
nazi ruins and architecture
http://www.thirdreichruins.com/prora.htm
Proof of what I've been saying about our own local Crystal City - this is what would have happened if Hitler had won...
Proof of what I've been saying about our own local Crystal City - this is what would have happened if Hitler had won...
a plug - Religious Experience Salsa
http://www.thewrath.com/
If you've visited us here at The Manor, then you've probably been served this, my favorite salsa, Religious Experience, shipped direct from Grand Junction, Colorado. I particularly like their top of the line: The Wrath Of God.
We visited with them once, (toured the "factory") - very nice guys. And essential salsa...
If you've visited us here at The Manor, then you've probably been served this, my favorite salsa, Religious Experience, shipped direct from Grand Junction, Colorado. I particularly like their top of the line: The Wrath Of God.
We visited with them once, (toured the "factory") - very nice guys. And essential salsa...
Tee Hee!
Soon, those butt pictures the office clown does on the Xerox machine are going to get a whole lot more interesting!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=448654
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=448654
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Russian Cakes
http://englishrussia.com/?p=851
Unbelievable - you gotta see these!
(Thanks for the link, Infidel753!)
Unbelievable - you gotta see these!
(Thanks for the link, Infidel753!)
interesting article on Elliott Gould
http://www.villagevoice.com/film/0716,hoberman,76384,20.html/full
I'm not as scholarly as the writer, either in regards to film, Elliott Gould, or the whole Brooklyn Jewish experience as it relates to baby boomer pop culture. I just know that back in the early and mid 70's, I considered Gould the coolest actor since Bogey. MASH, SPYS, Getting Straight, and The Long Goodbye - all are major or minor classics in my little psyche. I even liked his now-forgotten comedy series - E/R. Very neat stuff!
I'm not as scholarly as the writer, either in regards to film, Elliott Gould, or the whole Brooklyn Jewish experience as it relates to baby boomer pop culture. I just know that back in the early and mid 70's, I considered Gould the coolest actor since Bogey. MASH, SPYS, Getting Straight, and The Long Goodbye - all are major or minor classics in my little psyche. I even liked his now-forgotten comedy series - E/R. Very neat stuff!
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
RIP Kitty Carlisle
http://www.backstage.com/bso/news_reviews/other_news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003573647
Appeared with Groucho and the boys in A Night At The Opera. One of my earliest childhood memories is watching her on To Tell The Truth.
Appeared with Groucho and the boys in A Night At The Opera. One of my earliest childhood memories is watching her on To Tell The Truth.
Listen my children...
Today is the anniversary of Paul Revere's Ride...
http://www.paulreverehouse.org/ride/
http://poetry.eserver.org/paul-revere.html
http://www.paulreverehouse.org/ride/
http://poetry.eserver.org/paul-revere.html
Don't forget to put cholera in the water fountains!
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/04/18/dickens.world.ap/index.html
Perhaps I could play a resurectionist....
Perhaps I could play a resurectionist....
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
a nice article on VPI
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/16/AR2007041601872.html
A sad and scarey deal...
A sad and scarey deal...
The Urban Dictionary
http://www.urbandictionary.com/
Warning - you will spend hours browsing on this site.
(Thanks for the link, Linda!)
Warning - you will spend hours browsing on this site.
(Thanks for the link, Linda!)
some great out-of-print "horror" music for sale!
http://forbiddencryptsmusic.com/ToeOfFrogProductionsSales.html
I'm sure these are all CD-R's. The Spike Jones & Dracula's Greatest hits are Classics! No Halloween party is complete without them.
I'm sure these are all CD-R's. The Spike Jones & Dracula's Greatest hits are Classics! No Halloween party is complete without them.
S'awright! Happy Birthday Senor Wences!
http://www.salon.com/people/obit/1999/04/20/wences/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Se%C3%B1or_Wences
A surreal genius. Light years ahead of his time.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Se%C3%B1or_Wences
A surreal genius. Light years ahead of his time.
Monday, April 16, 2007
FAnny Reunion!!!
http://www.berklee.edu/news/2007/01/0125.html
THE first real female rock band. Very under-rated.
THE first real female rock band. Very under-rated.
Dick Dale - Misirlou
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIU0RMV_II8
King of the Surf Guitar! (The Del Tones may be the stiffest backing band ever - someone needs to check for a pulse!)
King of the Surf Guitar! (The Del Tones may be the stiffest backing band ever - someone needs to check for a pulse!)
Unbelievable wind today
As I type this, I'm pretty sure that the Manor is being hit by almost constant 40-50 mph gusts. And about 5 minutes ago there was a blast that had to be 70+*. The walls were vibrating. Trees are swaying dangerously, and one very large red oak just crashed from one neighbor's yard into another, just missing their house. We just got power back an hour ago, having lost it about 1AM. Spooky times here.
*The one and only time I was in wind so fierce was one summer travelling across the country with my folks on vacation. It was 1969, and we were surrounded by high winds and tornadoes in Eastern Wyoming. After battling furious winds for a couple of hours, my father finally stopped us at a little gas station in the old cowboy town of Medicine Bow, (ironically enough, that was the town where "The Virginian" western was supposedly situated). We had our travel trailer with us and just parked by the side of the one gas station in town, (it still had glass tanks on top of the pump with a gravity feed!!!). That night the trailer was buffeted, I can tell you. It's a wonder we got any sleep at all. The next morning we took off during a break in the weather. My father later confessed to me that he'd stopped driving when he looked in his side mirror and had seen one set of trailer tires leave the pavement due to a particularly stong gust!
The other item of note was that after we parked, I went outside the trailer in the 75mph wind to take a photograph. Normally, I couldn't have done so, (for those who don't know - I have a condition called Essential Tremors that causes a nearly unstoppable shaking of my hands). Camera shots were always bleary as a result. But not this day! The photo I took was perfect! It was all I could do to stand up in the gale, but for whatever reason, my hands were like iron that moment!
*The one and only time I was in wind so fierce was one summer travelling across the country with my folks on vacation. It was 1969, and we were surrounded by high winds and tornadoes in Eastern Wyoming. After battling furious winds for a couple of hours, my father finally stopped us at a little gas station in the old cowboy town of Medicine Bow, (ironically enough, that was the town where "The Virginian" western was supposedly situated). We had our travel trailer with us and just parked by the side of the one gas station in town, (it still had glass tanks on top of the pump with a gravity feed!!!). That night the trailer was buffeted, I can tell you. It's a wonder we got any sleep at all. The next morning we took off during a break in the weather. My father later confessed to me that he'd stopped driving when he looked in his side mirror and had seen one set of trailer tires leave the pavement due to a particularly stong gust!
The other item of note was that after we parked, I went outside the trailer in the 75mph wind to take a photograph. Normally, I couldn't have done so, (for those who don't know - I have a condition called Essential Tremors that causes a nearly unstoppable shaking of my hands). Camera shots were always bleary as a result. But not this day! The photo I took was perfect! It was all I could do to stand up in the gale, but for whatever reason, my hands were like iron that moment!
Sunday, April 15, 2007
The Top 50 Movie Endings Of All Time
http://filmcritic.com/misc/emporium.nsf/95a45e26914c25ff862562bb006a85f2/394a496e465c4f38882571b900114dc5
Interesting list. I'm not familiar with all of them, and am a traditionalist, at heart, (I'd of placed Citizen Kane in the Top 10 and made Casablanca #!...). I'd also at least consider the endings to Monty Python's Life Of Brian, Gone With The Wind, Miracle on 34th Street, Rock'n'Roll High School, Getting Straight, True Grit, White Heat, V for Vendetta, The Good The Bad & The Ugly, Vanishing Point, Harold & Maude, The Matrix, and Z. But it really doesn't matter, you might say I Don't Give A Damn...
Interesting list. I'm not familiar with all of them, and am a traditionalist, at heart, (I'd of placed Citizen Kane in the Top 10 and made Casablanca #!...). I'd also at least consider the endings to Monty Python's Life Of Brian, Gone With The Wind, Miracle on 34th Street, Rock'n'Roll High School, Getting Straight, True Grit, White Heat, V for Vendetta, The Good The Bad & The Ugly, Vanishing Point, Harold & Maude, The Matrix, and Z. But it really doesn't matter, you might say I Don't Give A Damn...
The House On Haunted Hill from Count Gore!
http://www.countgore.com/Lab.htm
A classic Vincent Price horror film presented by that Ghost Host With the Most!
A classic Vincent Price horror film presented by that Ghost Host With the Most!
Saturday, April 14, 2007
The Coolest Video - My Generation by The Zimmers!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqfFrCUrEbY
(Thanks for the link, Mathew!)
More on the Zimmers;
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=448045&in_page_id=1773
(Thanks for the link, Mathew!)
More on the Zimmers;
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=448045&in_page_id=1773
another reason I hate upscale clubs
http://www.billboardbands.net/
I can think of no better way to treat what passes today for "trendsetters and influencers" than as advertising cattle. Nice trend, losers...
I can think of no better way to treat what passes today for "trendsetters and influencers" than as advertising cattle. Nice trend, losers...
interesting article on the debates within Judaism about resistance during WWII
http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?apage=1&cid=1176152779253&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull
I stand in awe of someone like Mordechai Anielewicz & his fighters.
I stand in awe of someone like Mordechai Anielewicz & his fighters.
Friday, April 13, 2007
fake story - but it should be true
http://www.galwayfirst.ie/donkey/
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/03/02/donkey_shocker/
http://journals.aol.com/journalseditor/magicsmoke/entries/2007/03/07/followup-the-galway-hotel-room-donkey-is-a-hoax/2031
Somewhere, I want there to be an Unlawful Accomodation of Donkeys Act of 1837.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/03/02/donkey_shocker/
http://journals.aol.com/journalseditor/magicsmoke/entries/2007/03/07/followup-the-galway-hotel-room-donkey-is-a-hoax/2031
Somewhere, I want there to be an Unlawful Accomodation of Donkeys Act of 1837.
RIP Roscoe Lee Browne
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/12/AR2007041202212.html
I loved this guy! Great presence, and what a voice! He should have gotten an Oscar for his work in The Cowboys*. Stole the show from John Wayne in his own movie - how many people have done that?
Unfortunately, he mostly played bit parts - mores the pity. Browne gave off an air of authority, education, calm, style, and most of all, wisdom. In other words, he played a grown up in a media too often dominated by clowns and frat boys. It's too bad he didn't go into public service, he was practically an archetype for what one would want in a Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, Secretary of State, or President Pro Tempore of the Senate.
*The scene between his character and a madame is one of my all-time favorite movie moments.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001975/
I loved this guy! Great presence, and what a voice! He should have gotten an Oscar for his work in The Cowboys*. Stole the show from John Wayne in his own movie - how many people have done that?
Unfortunately, he mostly played bit parts - mores the pity. Browne gave off an air of authority, education, calm, style, and most of all, wisdom. In other words, he played a grown up in a media too often dominated by clowns and frat boys. It's too bad he didn't go into public service, he was practically an archetype for what one would want in a Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, Secretary of State, or President Pro Tempore of the Senate.
*The scene between his character and a madame is one of my all-time favorite movie moments.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001975/
Joy Division sneakers!
http://www.hypebeast.com/2007/04/new-balance-joy-division/
Finally, a modern sneaker almost as cool as my sacred Converse All-Stars!
Finally, a modern sneaker almost as cool as my sacred Converse All-Stars!
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Jackie Wilson - Lonely Teardrops
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epev3esCykM
Neat, more soulful version from Shindig.
Neat, more soulful version from Shindig.
Rock Around The Clock!
Was recorded on this date in 1954 by Bill Haley & His Comets. The World changed forever...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_Around_the_Clock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4ByIgBIVD4
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_Around_the_Clock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4ByIgBIVD4
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
I'm not alone...
http://www.wftv.com/news/11606538/detail.html?treets=orlc&tid=2654358485813&tml=orlc_strange&tmi=orlc_strange_1_10000504112007&ts=H
I can't tell you how relieved I am to find that others plan their cross-country diapered murders based upon fortune cookies. Don't leave home without it!
I can't tell you how relieved I am to find that others plan their cross-country diapered murders based upon fortune cookies. Don't leave home without it!
Happy Birthday Ricahrd Berry!
And happy International Louie Louie Day!!!
http://www.louielouie.net/03-richardberry.htm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FhwTZPSe0c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5nppa3cEjM
http://www.tsimon.com/louie.htm
One of my fave songs. A good choice for the National Anthem... ;)
http://www.louielouie.net/03-richardberry.htm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FhwTZPSe0c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5nppa3cEjM
http://www.tsimon.com/louie.htm
One of my fave songs. A good choice for the National Anthem... ;)
Happy 8-Track Tape Day!
http://www.8trackheaven.com/
Ah yes, the planet's most amusing sound format. Who can forget the clunking noise of the player shifting tracks, the interruptions to longer songs, and the mounds of tape glistening in the sun by the side of the road at every major traffic intersection.
Ah yes, the planet's most amusing sound format. Who can forget the clunking noise of the player shifting tracks, the interruptions to longer songs, and the mounds of tape glistening in the sun by the side of the road at every major traffic intersection.
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
The Reivers
Yesterday,. my friend Erik and I were exchanging a couple of emails about our days in the record store. I suspect such work stinks now; but in the "olden days" it was VERY cool - cool people and cool sounds. Part of that was that you'd get hear to virtually everything coming in, and amidst the forgettable stuff you could always find gems - stuff that would ONLY be known to record clerks, and a few fanatic cognoscenti of the pop world. And it was like occult secrets known only to a few. And you could even go into other record stores and the clerks there knew about these artists too - we were some sort of rock'n'roll Masonic order! Sometimes the artist would go on to be discovered by the general populace (U2, Nine Inch Nails); but more likely they'd remain obscure, attracting an at-best large cult following. There were hundreds of examples of that, but one of my all-time faves was a band called Zeitgeist, (who quickly changed their name to The Reivers). Great sound, and some of the best songwriting I've ever heard. The lyrics of some of their songs have touched me in ways only rivalled by a few other artists. (There's one tune called "Star Telegram" that is as personal as anything I've EVER heard). At any rate, like so much else, The Reivers are now forgotten and/or ignored. Here's to days at the record store.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkgkueS1sIw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eiyd7jGzL-Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh7R90nY-QE&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM373n9Kbg4&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkgkueS1sIw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eiyd7jGzL-Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh7R90nY-QE&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM373n9Kbg4&mode=related&search=
Dave Clark 5 - Catch Us If You Can
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ryRv07uvA0
Weird little sound/visual mix on this video. But my fave DC5 song.
Weird little sound/visual mix on this video. But my fave DC5 song.
RTE radio concerts online!
http://www.rte.ie/radio1/inconcert/1098414.html
Just heard about this. The link above inlcudes shows by Nils Lofgren, Joan Armatrading, Arlo, and my boy Al Stewart.
Just heard about this. The link above inlcudes shows by Nils Lofgren, Joan Armatrading, Arlo, and my boy Al Stewart.
The Glore Psychiatric Museum
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/MOSTJglor.html
Just read about this - fascinating.
Just read about this - fascinating.
Monday, April 09, 2007
Translator - Everywhere That I'm Not
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hslQ-7KuynI
Great song by an under-rated band.
Great song by an under-rated band.
Sunday, April 08, 2007
Fascinating brain research
http://infidel753.blogspot.com/2007/04/repairing-brain.html
As I've done in the past, I recommend Infidel753's blog at: http://infidel753.blogspot.com/ . For all sorts of interesting news, particularly in regard to life extension and other future developments in our species. Really interesting and thought provoking commentary and links.
As I've done in the past, I recommend Infidel753's blog at: http://infidel753.blogspot.com/ . For all sorts of interesting news, particularly in regard to life extension and other future developments in our species. Really interesting and thought provoking commentary and links.
Easter - Run Away!!!
http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/giant-rabbit/
I can see the movie promos now: "He's been hiding eggs from you for years. Now, can you hide from him?!?". Or maybe: "He's decided to put something special in his basket this year..."; or "Nobody said the Bunny Trail led to HELL!".
I can see the movie promos now: "He's been hiding eggs from you for years. Now, can you hide from him?!?". Or maybe: "He's decided to put something special in his basket this year..."; or "Nobody said the Bunny Trail led to HELL!".
Saturday, April 07, 2007
Kill me now...
Sigh. I was watching a rather mediocre show about the so-called "Summer of Love" in San Francisco in '67. It was sponsored by AARP...
Friday, April 06, 2007
April's Fools in DC
Well, well. I'm told there's actually a "snow advisory" tonight here in Byzantium, (one or two inches - they claim). It just came over the newswire emails to me. It can get cold at night around here in April, but snow is rare, and I wouldn't bet the farm on our weathermen getting this right, (nor much of anything else). But as I sit here, I can already hear the brain cells exploding in everyone's heads around DC. Fairfax County has undoubtedly suspended school for the rest of the year. I'm sure the roads are already some sort of Mad Max nightmare, and Dan Snyder has probably chopped down all the cherry trees at the Tidal Basin to use as kindling in his palace. By nightfall the panic will be in full force. I'm preparing to start shooting anyone who drives or walks by my house as examples - just to deter looters , foragers, and the mutants erupting from the carnage. This town is fucking nuts.
Flirtations - Nothing But A Heartache
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39SjyMvBbk4
One of my faves, a great soul song.
One of my faves, a great soul song.
Al Green - Fashion Goddess!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lDXFXXud41Q
(Pete, you and Perry are going to have to ask Al about this next time you go to his church!)
(Pete, you and Perry are going to have to ask Al about this next time you go to his church!)
ZZ Top - La Grange
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY1lCmjldGw
Great song. Inescapable if you were in a 14th Street strip club in '74...
Great song. Inescapable if you were in a 14th Street strip club in '74...
Sign of the End Times
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNoFAOHAQ94
Debbie Gibson, the Circle Jerks, & the Soft Boys - the Harmonic Convergence...
Debbie Gibson, the Circle Jerks, & the Soft Boys - the Harmonic Convergence...
for a brief moment - the return of WEAM Radio!
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/rawfisher/2007/04/whos_got_the_beatles_weams_got.html
Unfortunately, it's only available on satellite. And I refuse to pay those buzzards a single penny for reasons I've gone into in the past.
Unfortunately, it's only available on satellite. And I refuse to pay those buzzards a single penny for reasons I've gone into in the past.
Chad Vader - Episode 8
http://www.splu.net/chadvader.htm
The newest episode is to be released later today and will have a guest appearance by Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy of MST3000!
The newest episode is to be released later today and will have a guest appearance by Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy of MST3000!
Thursday, April 05, 2007
It's tourist season in DC!
http://nooneappreciatesme.blogspot.com/2007/04/im-putting-cherry-blossom-tourists-on.html
I am somewhat calmer than the above, when it comes to visitors to Byzantium. If you do come here, just remember this and you'll be okay:
DON'T GET IN THE WAY. It's that simple.
1. When riding an escalator, ALWAYS keep to the right side, unless you're racing up/down it as fast as all the natives do.
2. The same goes for sidewalks and hallways, leave room for the rest of us to get around you.
3. And don't stand in doorways/entrances - you're blocking the rest of us. Especially the Metro. We are allowed to kill you if you block a Metro door.
4. When driving, do the same thing, do not get in any left lane for any reason unless you are planning on going AT LEAST 20 mph over the posted speed limit. Make that 30 mph when I'm on the road.
5. We all know that the traffic circles in town suck. We know. It was a terrible idea. But if you insist on driving here you've got to have courage, face your fears, and MOVE. Endlessly circling around them at one mile an hour like some sort of wounded nun will not get you anywhere and will simply lead the rest of us to hurl insult and invective on whatever state is listed on your license plates, (I'm talking to YOU, Florida). Get off and keep moving.
Follow these simple suggestions and your stay in DC will be pleasant for you - and us...
I am somewhat calmer than the above, when it comes to visitors to Byzantium. If you do come here, just remember this and you'll be okay:
DON'T GET IN THE WAY. It's that simple.
1. When riding an escalator, ALWAYS keep to the right side, unless you're racing up/down it as fast as all the natives do.
2. The same goes for sidewalks and hallways, leave room for the rest of us to get around you.
3. And don't stand in doorways/entrances - you're blocking the rest of us. Especially the Metro. We are allowed to kill you if you block a Metro door.
4. When driving, do the same thing, do not get in any left lane for any reason unless you are planning on going AT LEAST 20 mph over the posted speed limit. Make that 30 mph when I'm on the road.
5. We all know that the traffic circles in town suck. We know. It was a terrible idea. But if you insist on driving here you've got to have courage, face your fears, and MOVE. Endlessly circling around them at one mile an hour like some sort of wounded nun will not get you anywhere and will simply lead the rest of us to hurl insult and invective on whatever state is listed on your license plates, (I'm talking to YOU, Florida). Get off and keep moving.
Follow these simple suggestions and your stay in DC will be pleasant for you - and us...
Timely Minatures - Chechen Rebels
http://www.plasticsoldierreview.com/Review.asp?manu=ORI&code=72002
Actually, this looks like a nice site for all sorts of military miniatures from well known and more obscure conflicts: the Ukrainian Cossack Revolt, the Boxer Rebellion, Spanish Civil War, etc.
Actually, this looks like a nice site for all sorts of military miniatures from well known and more obscure conflicts: the Ukrainian Cossack Revolt, the Boxer Rebellion, Spanish Civil War, etc.
We're over 5 million now (in DC)
http://www.wtopnews.com/?nid=25&sid=1107566
And that doesn't include the 2+ million for Baltimore (which a lot of marketeers and others include in our region these days).
And that doesn't include the 2+ million for Baltimore (which a lot of marketeers and others include in our region these days).
Poo Protects!
http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-tales/pile-of-poo-saves-woman/2007/04/03/1175366243862.html
I guess this is one of those instances where you know that nothing worse is going to happen to you that day.
I guess this is one of those instances where you know that nothing worse is going to happen to you that day.
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
The Return Of The Strawberry Alarm Clock!
http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070329/FILMFESTIVALS06/70329001
(Thanks for the link, Erik!)
(Thanks for the link, Erik!)
my new fave name: Little Sweetie Wang
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070404/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_hongkong_ninawang
Try and say that without smiling...
Try and say that without smiling...
Is this the Great Lost DeFranco Family Album?!?*
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/04/365_days_93_ste.html
((*If you get this joke, give yourself ten Pop Culture Points!)
((*If you get this joke, give yourself ten Pop Culture Points!)
The Terrible Truth! Monty Python's Vorpal Bunny Lives!
http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/mohawk-release/
Run Away! Run Away!
An earlier encounter:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg
Run Away! Run Away!
An earlier encounter:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg
Star Trek outtakes
http://bedazzled.onlinestoragesolution.com/star_trek_outtakes.mov
Mildly amusing, this'll take a few minutes to load.
Mildly amusing, this'll take a few minutes to load.
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Zamboni DWI
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=3003690&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312
How many skaters must die before this terrible scourge is outlawed?!? I am forming Meddlers Against Zamboni Drunks & Alcoholics (MAZDA). Please act outraged, and send me lots of money.
How many skaters must die before this terrible scourge is outlawed?!? I am forming Meddlers Against Zamboni Drunks & Alcoholics (MAZDA). Please act outraged, and send me lots of money.
If you outlaw foie gras only outlaws will have foie gras!
http://www.wftv.com/foodnews/11456007/detail.html?treets=orlc&tid=2654358485813&tml=orlc_strange&tmi=orlc_strange_1_10000304032007&ts=H
They'll only get my pate when they pry the spreading knife from my cold dead hand...
They'll only get my pate when they pry the spreading knife from my cold dead hand...
Monday, April 02, 2007
The Dukes of Stratosphear - The Mole From The Ministry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0cl7hP4ZI8
Unfortunately, the video is cut off at the end. But a nice example of neo-psychedelia, nevertheless.
Unfortunately, the video is cut off at the end. But a nice example of neo-psychedelia, nevertheless.
The Raspberries - Go All The Way/I Wanna Be With You
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkRuepFRDn0
Great power pop!
Great power pop!
Sunday, April 01, 2007
Cthulhu in the Old West!
http://www.clare.ltd.new.net/epress/webpages/tow.htm
Get along, little Shoggoths...
Get along, little Shoggoths...
Robert M. Price Homepage
http://www.robertmprice.mindvendor.com/
One of the foremost scholars and critics of the Cthulhu Mythos. Also the deliverer of the Sermon at the legendary Cthulhu Prayer Breakfasts at Necronomi Con.
One of the foremost scholars and critics of the Cthulhu Mythos. Also the deliverer of the Sermon at the legendary Cthulhu Prayer Breakfasts at Necronomi Con.
THE Site For Fans Of Clark Ashton Smith
http://www.eldritchdark.com/
I've mentioned The Eldritch Dark website in the past. An excellent source for all things Klarkash Tonian!
I've mentioned The Eldritch Dark website in the past. An excellent source for all things Klarkash Tonian!